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!! 

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Broccoli
Keep up with the theme of cruciferous vegetables you fucks.
Keep up with the theme of cruciferous vegetables you fucks.
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Cucumber
which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be?
which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be?

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curly kail
and i'd be the best fuck of all time and space
and i'd be the best fuck of all time and space
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i'd be a sleazy fuck 

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I'd be... a mindfuck! o.O
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I'd be fucking awesome! 

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somehow this talk about what kind of fuck you are reminded me of this old gem:
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
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End Of An Era wrote: HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess







Any prince to fuck?
(sorry, I don't like princess...I prefer carrots, if there isn't any prince...)
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i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...
or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber
or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber
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Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...
or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber


BAH!!!
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Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...
or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber


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this has been playing in my head all day, thanks to Bart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE 

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You're the kind of fuck that confuses fruits for vegetables.Sleeping Dragon wrote:Cucumber
which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be?
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and cum!End Of An Era wrote:Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...
or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameberyou said came

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SAUERKRAUT!!!!
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rosenkohl
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
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helmut kohl? :p
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eeeeww!
seriously! EEEEEEEEEEWWW!!

seriously! EEEEEEEEEEWWW!!

YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
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Spargel!
In this world there are two tragedies, one is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
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Gandalf de Grijze wrote:helmut kohl? :p

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I mean... he's sauer.. and a kraut as well 

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Oh hell fuckin' YES!Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
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nah... Rode Bieten! that is good stuff
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It doesn't taste good thoughLittle Dragon wrote:Oh hell fuckin' YES!Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
In this world there are two tragedies, one is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
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Chicory!
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Belgarion wrote:It doesn't taste good thoughLittle Dragon wrote:Oh hell fuckin' YES!Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
You, dear sir, are clearly out of your mind!

YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
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Oh yeah!!!! Curly Kail tonight!!!
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It's spring already, you fool!
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
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But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
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who cares? it is great food to eat even in the midst of summer
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... if you can find some. 

YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
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yep, i find my kurly kail in the freezer 

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K N O B L A U C H
And The Lord said unto John: 'Come forth and receive eternal life'.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
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Oh hell yeah!!
going to make my EPIC GARLICSAUCE OF DOOM AND WORSE next week
going to make my EPIC GARLICSAUCE OF DOOM AND WORSE next week
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They don't have that in france.Gandalf de Grijze wrote:yep, i find my kurly kail in the freezer

YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
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not so much anymore here either 

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Kool? Doe mij maar knolraap en lof schorseneren en prei.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
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