Cabbage!

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Gandalf de Grijze · #1 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 12 Oct 2012 20:50

Sleeping Dragon · #2 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 12 Oct 2012 21:05

Cauliflower!

Angus · #3 Post by **Angus** » 13 Oct 2012 05:05

Broccoli

Keep up with the theme of cruciferous vegetables you fucks.

Sleeping Dragon · #4 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 13 Oct 2012 05:39

Cucumber

which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be?

Gandalf de Grijze · #5 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 13 Oct 2012 10:26

curly kail

and i'd be the best fuck of all time and space

End Of An Era · #6 Post by **End Of An Era** » 13 Oct 2012 11:35

i'd be a sleazy fuck

Dentarthurdent · #7 Post by **Dentarthurdent** » 13 Oct 2012 11:50

I'd be... a mindfuck! o.O

Sleeping Dragon · #8 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 13 Oct 2012 21:16

I'd be fucking awesome!

Isis65 · #9 Post by **Isis65** » 13 Oct 2012 22:48

Carrots!
(fuck you and the carrots)

End Of An Era · #10 Post by **End Of An Era** » 14 Oct 2012 14:13

somehow this talk about what kind of fuck you are reminded me of this old gem:

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess

GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

Isis65 · #11 Post by **Isis65** » 14 Oct 2012 23:25

End Of An Era wrote: HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

Any prince to fuck?
(sorry, I don't like princess...I prefer carrots, if there isn't any prince...)

Gandalf de Grijze · #12 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 14 Oct 2012 23:27

i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber

Isis65 · #13 Post by **Isis65** » 14 Oct 2012 23:32

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber

BAH!!!

End Of An Era · #14 Post by **End Of An Era** » 15 Oct 2012 18:17

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber

you said came

Isis65 · #15 Post by **Isis65** » 15 Oct 2012 20:41

End Of An Era wrote: you said came

(porno chat...)

Sleeping Dragon · #16 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 15 Oct 2012 21:10

this has been playing in my head all day, thanks to Bart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE

Angus · #17 Post by **Angus** » 15 Oct 2012 23:15

Sleeping Dragon wrote:Cucumber

which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be?

You're the kind of fuck that confuses fruits for vegetables.

Dentarthurdent · #18 Post by **Dentarthurdent** » 16 Oct 2012 12:13

End Of An Era wrote:
Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber
you said came

and cum!

Isis65 · #19 Post by **Isis65** » 19 Oct 2012 00:59

let's laugh about it....

Gandalf de Grijze · #20 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 18 Mar 2013 19:20

SAUERKRAUT!!!!

Sleeping Dragon · #21 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 19 Mar 2013 18:18

Brrrrroccoli!

Little Dragon · #22 Post by **Little Dragon** » 19 Mar 2013 22:32

rosenkohl

Gandalf de Grijze · #23 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 19 Mar 2013 23:41

helmut kohl? :p

Little Dragon · #24 Post by **Little Dragon** » 20 Mar 2013 01:14

eeeeww!

seriously! EEEEEEEEEEWWW!!

Belgarion · #25 Post by **Belgarion** » 20 Mar 2013 08:40

Spargel!

End Of An Era · #26 Post by **End Of An Era** » 20 Mar 2013 09:01

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:helmut kohl? :p

Gandalf de Grijze · #27 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 20 Mar 2013 10:49

I mean... he's sauer.. and a kraut as well

Little Dragon · #28 Post by **Little Dragon** » 20 Mar 2013 14:22

Belgarion wrote:Spargel!

Oh hell fuckin' YES!

Gandalf de Grijze · #29 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 20 Mar 2013 14:51

nah... Rode Bieten! that is good stuff

Belgarion · #30 Post by **Belgarion** » 21 Mar 2013 22:35

Little Dragon wrote:
Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
Oh hell fuckin' YES!

It doesn't taste good though

End Of An Era · #31 Post by **End Of An Era** » 23 Mar 2013 17:16

Chicory!

Little Dragon · #32 Post by **Little Dragon** » 25 Mar 2013 14:56

Belgarion wrote:
Little Dragon wrote:
Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
Oh hell fuckin' YES!
It doesn't taste good though

You, dear sir, are clearly out of your mind!

Gandalf de Grijze · #33 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 26 Mar 2013 21:21

Oh yeah!!!! Curly Kail tonight!!!

last.fm · #34 Post by **Joost** » 26 Mar 2013 23:03

It's spring already, you fool!

Gandalf de Grijze · #35 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 26 Mar 2013 23:22

who cares? it is great food to eat even in the midst of summer

Little Dragon · #36 Post by **Little Dragon** » 26 Mar 2013 23:30

... if you can find some.

Gandalf de Grijze · #37 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 27 Mar 2013 00:04

yep, i find my kurly kail in the freezer

Palantyre · #38 Post by **Palantyre** » 27 Mar 2013 03:08

K N O B L A U C H

Angus · #39 Post by **Angus** » 27 Mar 2013 04:21

Gandalf de Grijze · #40 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 27 Mar 2013 07:02

Oh hell yeah!!
going to make my EPIC GARLICSAUCE OF DOOM AND WORSE next week

Little Dragon · #41 Post by **Little Dragon** » 27 Mar 2013 16:49

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:yep, i find my kurly kail in the freezer

They don't have that in france.

Gandalf de Grijze · #42 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 27 Mar 2013 20:45

not so much anymore here either

last.fm · #43 Post by **Joost** » 27 Mar 2013 22:51

Kool? Doe mij maar knolraap en lof schorseneren en prei.

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