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nikitabobkov · #1 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 01 Jan 2011 00:31

nikitabobkov · #2 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 01 Jan 2011 00:44

Oh yeah... Andre, you must listen me.

Palantyre · #3 Post by **Palantyre** » 01 Jan 2011 14:15

What the bleeding fuck?

jouzinka · #4 Post by **jouzinka** » 01 Jan 2011 14:31

Palantyre wrote:What the bleeding fuck?

spambot

last.fm · #5 Post by **Joost** » 01 Jan 2011 14:36

A spambot who asks Hansi, Andre and Markus for forgiveness would be a tad bit unusual, wouldn't it?

The freaky and amazing thing about this post, is that it's probably not a spambot.

#6 Post by **Orodaran** » 01 Jan 2011 14:40

Mh, yeah, at first I thought it was a spambot - you just put the name of the forum you're on ("Blind GUardian>") in the beginning and then you go on with the script... but the mention of the bandmembers gives aways that it's no spambot issue.... let me read that again now

jouzinka · #7 Post by **jouzinka** » 01 Jan 2011 14:50

http://www.metboard.com/index.php?s=083 ... ntry146325

Even with a sense of humor.

I am not masturbating even, because I feel acute pain instead of.

nikitabobkov · #8 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 01 Jan 2011 15:52

last.fm · #9 Post by **Joost** » 01 Jan 2011 16:53

nikitabobkov wrote:Galadriel is a dirty whore, that Hansi f*** in a**. You don't know what you talking about, I feel so much pain!
You bastards I am not joking!!!!!!!! I am not bot, but you all are emptyhead bots.
I love Forgotten Realms like Andre, and I love world of Baldurs Gate2 Shadows of Amn and I am understand music of BG like no other, you are stupid europeoids with snake primitive language that I can even write correctly... Замолчите! Я не для того прошёл сквозь огонь, чтобы разговаривать с такими как вы!

Oh my. This just has got to be the post of the year. Of 2011, that is.

t.a.j. · #10 Post by **t.a.j.** » 01 Jan 2011 17:08

An early win, but a win non the less.

last.fm · #11 Post by **Joost** » 01 Jan 2011 17:34

stupid europeoid with snake primitive language that I can even write correctly!

jouzinka · #12 Post by **jouzinka** » 01 Jan 2011 17:35

Sure, you're no bot. http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.p ... -be-muslim

I actually don't know whether to find it sad or not.

Palantyre · #13 Post by **Palantyre** » 01 Jan 2011 20:11

So, a poster who's even more completely batshit bonkers than Hansi Smurf?

This is just totally amazing.

jouzinka · #14 Post by **jouzinka** » 01 Jan 2011 21:10

I'm still not totally convinced that he's not a bot. It would be *extremely* hard to code it (and the nagging question is why would anyone want to do that), but so far he hasn't shown anything that couldn't be done.

Especially if you look at the Muslim forum, the post doesn't make much sense, even though the replies do, who would write about meeting Muhammad, the Prophet?

I like how that forum auto-censored the naughty words, though.

Skrymir · #15 Post by **Skrymir** » 01 Jan 2011 21:11

I don't know what I would do, if I ever met someone talking that kind of random stuff. I guess my head would explode.

End Of An Era · #16 Post by **End Of An Era** » 01 Jan 2011 21:19

jouzinka wrote:I'm still not totally convinced that he's not a bot. It would be *extremely* hard to code it (and the nagging question is why would anyone want to do that), but so far he hasn't shown anything that couldn't be done.

Especially if you look at the Muslim forum, the post doesn't make much sense, even though the replies do, who would write about meeting Muhammad, the Prophet? I like how that forum auto-censored the naughty words, though.

i think it's a bot programmed to react to certain keywords in order to keep the conversation going.

hmm, in that case we must be dealing not with a spam-bot but a trol-bot!!

#17 Post by **Orodaran** » 01 Jan 2011 21:26

jouzinka wrote:I'm still not totally convinced that he's not a bot. It would be *extremely* hard to code it (and the nagging question is why would anyone want to do that), but so far he hasn't shown anything that couldn't be done.

How about Hansi fucking Galadriel in the ass?

jouzinka · #18 Post by **jouzinka** » 01 Jan 2011 21:31

Sounds like it. Galadriel, though, totally baffles me. Because even if you enter my avi into TinEye search, none of the results returns Galadriel as a part of the image name and a mention in the texts of the articles or posts is too irrelevant, so... don't know. Can be a lucky hit. But who knows, TinEye probably isn't the only image search out there. Or maybe someone somehow found out how to use google image for that kind of search.

How about Hansi fucking Galadriel in the ass?

That's the part that leaves me unsure. I can totally see how Hansi would make the quote. Not sure about Galadriel.

nikitabobkov · #19 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 01 Jan 2011 22:21

Sleeping Dragon · #20 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 02 Jan 2011 00:09

i think they confused this with the "let's talk google translate" thread

ThePKH · #21 Post by **ThePKH** » 02 Jan 2011 00:52

2011 is the year of the troll according to the ancient internet calendar.

Valkyrja · #22 Post by **Valkyrja** » 02 Jan 2011 05:50

I just read that entire first post, and then read it again out loud just to make sure I wasn't missing something or still drunk.

No regrets.

This is too funny.

MarchOfTime · #23 Post by **MarchOfTime** » 03 Jan 2011 15:11

Guess me and my intoxicated friends weren't the only ones who had fun with google translate on new years eve/ new years

Andreas · #24 Post by **Andreas** » 03 Jan 2011 16:43

nikitabobkov wrote:lovefool

The sentimental poet in me thinks this might be the word of today. Or this week.

But I'm gonna read this post again. I don't get what the problem is (in one or two sentences that is). So I'm with Sleepy Dragon:

Sleeping Dragon wrote:i think they confused this with the "let's talk google translate" thread

nikitabobkov · #25 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 04 Jan 2011 07:18

Bender B. Rodriguez · #26 Post by **Bender B. Rodriguez** » 04 Jan 2011 09:19

ThePKH · #27 Post by **ThePKH** » 04 Jan 2011 10:44

Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:whoa

I agree.
Just...
...whoa

Palantyre · #28 Post by **Palantyre** » 04 Jan 2011 10:46

Andreas · #29 Post by **Andreas** » 04 Jan 2011 11:37

So let me get this straight: you ask Blind Guardian to save you from poverty? I bet the bandmembers are all very humane people and such, but I hardly think they are the right people to turn to. Official charity organisations are a better solution I think.

jouzinka · #30 Post by **jouzinka** » 04 Jan 2011 11:55

I don't know about you, Andreas, but if I came to a BG forum, begging the bandmembers for help, I most certainly wouldn't use the quote involving Hansi and Galadriel.

How disrespectful is that? So, sorry, but this got beyond funny...

Palantyre · #31 Post by **Palantyre** » 04 Jan 2011 12:12

jouzinka wrote:...this got beyond funny...

It most certainly did not.

EDIT: Although I would certainly understand if this topic was moved to the Slaughterhouse...

last.fm · #32 Post by **Joost** » 04 Jan 2011 12:20

nikitabobkov wrote:I can't understand you, people... I am seriously ask full Blind Gyardian band to help me matherially and physically (I decide them humanous highlevel creatures) with giving some money to cure my family and myself because I am dying now to listen his music and feel his imaginations from the other side again like never before and you orgnize this textual nonsense - what a shame! Thinking that it never happens with you is very very incorrect and funny laughing at my asking is unhumanous! Let's look in the deep of our souls and asking ourselfs what we are want from that life... Cruelty?
Violense? Fear and Pain? Or you offer me keep my ring to a sorrow?
I'll keep the ring, but what happens after? Hansi, stop them, they are not understanding not only middleage but all middleearth and forgotten realms world! Or I can be wrong if you say it right!

Just wondering, why do you say similar things about Islam on a Muslim forum, and about Metallica on a Metallica forum?

Sentinel · #33 Post by **Sentinel** » 04 Jan 2011 12:37

Brain...melting...

synapse...collapsing

How I missed the internet...

Andreas · #34 Post by **Andreas** » 04 Jan 2011 16:17

Joost wrote:
nikitabobkov wrote:I can't understand you, people... I am seriously ask full Blind Gyardian band to help me matherially and physically (I decide them humanous highlevel creatures) with giving some money to cure my family and myself because I am dying now to listen his music and feel his imaginations from the other side again like never before and you orgnize this textual nonsense - what a shame! Thinking that it never happens with you is very very incorrect and funny laughing at my asking is unhumanous! Let's look in the deep of our souls and asking ourselfs what we are want from that life... Cruelty?
Violense? Fear and Pain? Or you offer me keep my ring to a sorrow?
I'll keep the ring, but what happens after? Hansi, stop them, they are not understanding not only middleage but all middleearth and forgotten realms world! Or I can be wrong if you say it right!
Just wondering, why do you say similar things about Islam on a Muslim forum, and about Metallica on a Metallica forum?

Any links? I'd like to see quotes like Hansi > allah or Hansi being in Metallica or something

jouzinka · #35 Post by **jouzinka** » 04 Jan 2011 16:38

Scroll up.

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.p ... -be-muslim
http://www.metboard.com/index.php?s=083 ... ntry146325

And someone from the Metboard already figured out how to 'communicate.'

"Jeremy Irons."
"I am Lolita, that Jeremy Irons fuck."

And this made me laugh so hard:

If nobody helps, I will be confused.

#36 Post by **Orodaran** » 04 Jan 2011 23:53

Ok, spambots have evolved to the next level.

nikitabobkov · #37 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 05 Jan 2011 01:20

Valkyrja · #38 Post by **Valkyrja** » 05 Jan 2011 01:27

Well, acceptance is the first step and all.

#39 Post by **Orodaran** » 05 Jan 2011 22:51

nikitabobkov wrote:I have send this message to many places because I thought that chanse of helping will be increasing. I didn't knew it was my main mistake, nobody answer to me. Rock-bands so expensive, but It's understood that rock-bands sells rock-n-roll. Sorry, Hansi. Sorry, Galadriel. I am so poor, so week and so stupid.

Hey, prove us that you're real and not a spambot - please, go here: http://www.blind-guardian.com/2010/12/2 ... asquerade/

Could you please write the name of the third song in the first setlist that is being shown?

End Of An Era · #40 Post by **End Of An Era** » 05 Jan 2011 23:18

good call oro *thumbs up*

#41 Post by **Led Guardian** » 06 Jan 2011 00:09

I dunno, he's said some things that it would be hard for a spambot to know. If spambots can talk about Andre liking BG2, then we're all doomed.

nikitabobkov · #42 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 06 Jan 2011 00:54

#43 Post by **Orodaran** » 06 Jan 2011 01:18

Ok, you're real I guess

nikitabobkov · #44 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 06 Jan 2011 01:36

End Of An Era · #45 Post by **End Of An Era** » 06 Jan 2011 09:35

well what surely isn't going to help is just sitting in a corner crying. Try and pick up all of your emotions and squeeze strength and power from it. Use your fear, sadness and helplesness and forge it into something useful. At first, this is very, very hard, but don't give up! you'll get there eventually

last.fm · #46 Post by **Joost** » 06 Jan 2011 10:30

Marcel Ratelband! TSJAKKAAAAA!!!

End Of An Era · #47 Post by **End Of An Era** » 06 Jan 2011 11:25

nikitabobkov · #48 Post by **nikitabobkov** » 06 Jan 2011 13:30

Asheka · #49 Post by **Asheka** » 06 Jan 2011 13:47

That's a point of view. Let me disagree with it.

Andreas · #50 Post by **Andreas** » 06 Jan 2011 13:48

nikitabobkov wrote:The "Wheel of time" is a dementia of BG members. They are need a new good producer like me for example right now!. Too many scream, too many chores, voices, sounds, unplaceble things, nonsense - dementia after loosing of Tuomas Stauch. Understand?

Understood, but not agreed

Anyway, on that islam forum I saw you mention you have no money to buy drugs. I take it you want to ease your misery by doing drugs. How will this help you or your family on the long term?

Drugs are bad, m'kay

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