The thing about peeing...
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The thing about peeing...
The thing about peeing is this: I'm sick of it.
I mean, so much time over the course of a life spent going number one, weeing, whizzing, squirting, taking a leak, tinkling and just plain pissing (if you have to be vulgar about it) has taken its toll. I've had enough and I want to stop. The pipes are old and the routine is stale. It's a great inconvenience and a tremendous burden. I've done my part; I've contributed; I've given all I can give.
I just want it to end so I can enjoy the rest of my life in relative dryness and without the oppressing omnipresence of toilet tyranny.
I mean, so much time over the course of a life spent going number one, weeing, whizzing, squirting, taking a leak, tinkling and just plain pissing (if you have to be vulgar about it) has taken its toll. I've had enough and I want to stop. The pipes are old and the routine is stale. It's a great inconvenience and a tremendous burden. I've done my part; I've contributed; I've given all I can give.
I just want it to end so I can enjoy the rest of my life in relative dryness and without the oppressing omnipresence of toilet tyranny.
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Re: The thing about peeing...
Try doing it in 0 gravity whilst doing a handstand....
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NP: Frank Zappa - Why does it hurt when I pee
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Re: The thing about peeing...
drink less.
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shit, you win!
mine was two words...

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Re: The thing about peeing...
I usually find it pretty satisfying.
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When I'm busting it's great 

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Re: The thing about peeing...
Very few things are as satisfying to me as taking a massive leak on a sunday morning after too many goddamned beers. I wouldn't want to miss that at all.
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Re: The thing about peeing...
I had a good one after I took the dog for a walk. I had to go before I even did the walking, but I held it back.
The feeling you get when you actually take a leak after waiting so long can only be described as maximum awesomeness...
The feeling you get when you actually take a leak after waiting so long can only be described as maximum awesomeness...
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Yeah, I don't think women enjoy their pee so much as we men can do 

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I could ask a few random women on the street if that's true 

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Re: The thing about peeing...
well, if I may be allowed to butt in, I do find a good pee is quite satisfying, and allows me precious time away from my desk to mull over the finer points of plot and characterisation. It's amazing what comes to me during those few precious moments in the dunny.
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One down, more to go!
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i say there are basically three important physical reliefs: orgasm, peeing and taking a dump.
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...and sometimes a VERY GOOD peeing can beat a VERY BAD orgasm 

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Re: The thing about peeing...
Since most women don't care so much for peeing, maybe all men should share the joy by peeing on them.
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^ Lol, that reminds me of Dave Chappelle's parody song. R Kelly's pee on you 

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Yeah... that one's genius 

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Best black comedian imo
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I think I took the most reliefing piss of my life yesterday. I left work already feeling like going, but decided to wait until I got home. You know, taking a leak is always good, but nothing beats the satisfaction of doing it in your own toillet. The problem was that the traffic was just horrible. It took me an hour to get home. I thought my bladder was going to explode.
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Traffic holdups make pissing pure bliss when you finally do get to your own toilet 

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True, but the fun's over when it starts to fucking HURT!Mackasfour wrote:Traffic holdups make pissing pure bliss when you finally do get to your own toilet

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Nothing's better then talking on the phone while peeing 

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Well, crucify me for being a heretic, but I took the most relieving shit yesterday, after walking outside for an hour without having anywhere to go
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This topic is not about that. You want a shit topic, start one yourself.alleyesonazarath wrote:I took the most relieving shit
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I'm going to pee now.
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since we're on the subject, can anyone of you lot tell me why men can't seem to get it all in the bog ? I mean, they drip all over the shop. Why !!?? I don't spray the walls when I go - or is that it, you see it as a prime opportunity to mark your territory ?? FFS
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since we're on the subject, can any lady here tell me why women NEVER go to the toilet alone? I mean, us guys can compare stuff, but what the hell do women need to do that requires assistance?Lilyael wrote:since we're on the subject, can anyone of you lot tell me why men can't seem to get it all in the bog ? I mean, they drip all over the shop. Why !!?? I don't spray the walls when I go - or is that it, you see it as a prime opportunity to mark your territory ?? FFS
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I go to the lav alone.
But when..ahem...ladies...go to the toilet together, it's not so one can help the other with her knickers ( because in my experience, they don't wear any ) - it's so they can gossip about this cute guy they've been ogling, or how that bitch in the corner is "asking for it"....etc.
I seem to remember having this discussion here before....?
But when..ahem...ladies...go to the toilet together, it's not so one can help the other with her knickers ( because in my experience, they don't wear any ) - it's so they can gossip about this cute guy they've been ogling, or how that bitch in the corner is "asking for it"....etc.
I seem to remember having this discussion here before....?
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i don't remember, it's because of my... ehm... what was it again?? 

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it's because you're doing two things at once
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Re: The thing about peeing...
I hate haveing some one else in the bathroom. 'specally when you feel like farting ^_^
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farting is the solution. the other person will want to get out of there after you fartMetal Fan wrote:I hate haveing some one else in the bathroom. 'specally when you feel like farting ^_^

You know, farting when urinating is great. It emphasizes the whole act of peeing, like a statement. Farting while or after peeing is like an exclamation mark. There!! ha-ha!
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Re: The thing about peeing...
yeah, but no sneezing... sneezing while peeing puts you in a very short, split-second dilemma: should i stop peeing for the duration of the sneez or should i just risk it?
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End Of An Era wrote:farting is the solution. the other person will want to get out of there after you fartMetal Fan wrote:I hate haveing some one else in the bathroom. 'specally when you feel like farting ^_^![]()
You know, farting when urinating is great. It emphasizes the whole act of peeing, like a statement. Farting while or after peeing is like an exclamation mark. There!! ha-ha!
Answer to my problem. *farts*
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Blind Guardian wrote:A fairly small but absolutely bravehearted crowd in Tempe has made that a night remember. Marcus(on behalf of the band) says: Thank you:-)
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See, I drink a lot of water, so I have to urinate a lot. Goddamn does it get annoying. =|
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Re: The thing about peeing...
if you are bored at work and there's someone with a bladder problem, leave a tap running. We sued to do that to our art teacher. She'd leave the room to pee, and we'd all fuck off elsewhere.
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All you would have to say is 'drip' and my friend would have to pee.
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Blind Guardian wrote:A fairly small but absolutely bravehearted crowd in Tempe has made that a night remember. Marcus(on behalf of the band) says: Thank you:-)
Re: The thing about peeing...
I have to pee right now! 

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Re: The thing about peeing...
Well go to the neighbour's front door then!
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Re: The thing about peeing...
I pee more now than when I started this topic. These days, there's a little hidden "extra" that hides in clandestine fashion somewhere down the tube, biding its time. When I think the proceedings have concluded, it rushes out all gangbusters and tumbles down my leg and puddles in my slippers. When that happens I feel old and disgusting. When that doesn't happen, I still feel old and disgusting. Also, my pee smells like lime margaritas.
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I hate the after-cumming pee, especially when I've had a couple of beers. For one, the lack of control over the flow after climaxing is ever apparent, even without alcoholic beverages. But WITH alcohol it's mostly a weaksauce flow but with peaks at just those moments that I can't correct them. Man, it's just that I think that fucking and drinking is a match made in heaven which prevents me from making the wise decision of fucking sober only 

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