The Funny Misheard Lyrics thread
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Oi, what gives...
Let's try again. Here is a much bigger section (almost 1 minute long) around the following set of lyrics...
"I am the one, doom's in my hands
Now make your choice,
Redeemed or enslaved
I'll show you passion and glory
He is the snake
I'll give you power and abundance
He's the corrupter of man..."
This is the new sample: Passion and glory?
I can't make it any plainer than that.
The underlined part is by far the part that sounds nothing like the lyrics listed. NOwhere on any lyrics site or CD insert have I seen the lyrics listed any other way. Maybe they're not misheard lyrics, but misprinted lyrics?
Let's try again. Here is a much bigger section (almost 1 minute long) around the following set of lyrics...
"I am the one, doom's in my hands
Now make your choice,
Redeemed or enslaved
I'll show you passion and glory
He is the snake
I'll give you power and abundance
He's the corrupter of man..."
This is the new sample: Passion and glory?
I can't make it any plainer than that.

The underlined part is by far the part that sounds nothing like the lyrics listed. NOwhere on any lyrics site or CD insert have I seen the lyrics listed any other way. Maybe they're not misheard lyrics, but misprinted lyrics?
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Actual:Sorrowmoon wrote: BG - Punishment Divine
"Are you ready to sing are you ready to sing..."
("Angels sing I hear angels sing..." etc.)
"angels sing
(can hear them sing)
I hear angels sing
I hear angels sing
(can hear them sing)..."
I hear:
"I ain't no singer
ain't no singer
ain't no singer...
You ain't no singer
ain't no singer..."
Is Hansi trying to tell us something?

Symphony X - Domination:
heard: Hail the walrus
actual lyrics: Hail the horrors
heard: Hail the walrus
actual lyrics: Hail the horrors
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
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But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
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LOL, now I picture the mighty Walrus of Hell leading the fallen angels into battle.Joost wrote:Symphony X - Domination:
heard: Hail the walrus
actual lyrics: Hail the horrors

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Sonata Arctica's "Don't Say a Word"
I hear:
I place a candy on your chest
What it is:
I place a black candle on your chest
I was close at least
I hear:
I place a candy on your chest
What it is:
I place a black candle on your chest
I was close at least

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Skyclad - Skyclad,
original: "And so cast off the lies that are our lives..."
misheard: "And so cast off the lies that are your wives..."
Massive Attack - Angel
original: "love you, love you, love you..."
misheard: "yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy..." (Which, combined to the atmosphere and the climax of the song, is hilarious)
original: "And so cast off the lies that are our lives..."
misheard: "And so cast off the lies that are your wives..."
Massive Attack - Angel
original: "love you, love you, love you..."
misheard: "yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy..." (Which, combined to the atmosphere and the climax of the song, is hilarious)
"Well, I was about to announce the next song, but I think we'll have to skip it...
Yeah, because we have a pretty sad song here, and you all seem so happy to me...!"
(Hansi Kursch)
Yeah, because we have a pretty sad song here, and you all seem so happy to me...!"
(Hansi Kursch)
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In Nightwish´s End of all hope I hear some german words:
Hände hoch, Hände flach
(what means in english: "hands up, hands flat")
instead of
End of hope, End of love
Hände hoch, Hände flach
(what means in english: "hands up, hands flat")
instead of
End of hope, End of love
The Lights are up,
Now let the play begin!
*Why save the world when you can rule it? And why touch the ground when you can fly away to dreams...?*
Now let the play begin!
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Sonata Arctica - Black Sheep
Not misheard but good from FtSoR
"We're not Iron Maiden, and we're not from England"
"We are Sonata and we come from Finland"
Not misheard but good from FtSoR
"We're not Iron Maiden, and we're not from England"
"We are Sonata and we come from Finland"
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Another one on black sheep
"Little wittle Black sheep, little wittle me"
"Live with the Black Sheep live with me"
"Little wittle Black sheep, little wittle me"
"Live with the Black Sheep live with me"
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."
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In Blind Guardian's Punishment Divine, Hansi sings:
"Angels sing I hear Angels sing"
And I heard:
"Urang utan, urang utan"
Right....
"Angels sing I hear Angels sing"
And I heard:
"Urang utan, urang utan"
Right....

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Haha, this one is awesome.faery wrote:In Blind Guardian's Punishment Divine, Hansi sings:
"Angels sing I hear Angels sing"
And I heard:
"Urang utan, urang utan"
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NiIIightfAAAaaaAAlll ... Punk it cracked it and changed us all
NiIIightfAAAaaaAAlll ... Punk it cracked it and changed us all
NiIIightfAAAaaaAAlll ... My tune land lies down in Lego knees
NiIIightfAAAaaaAAlll ... Punk it cracked it and changed us all
NiIIightfAAAaaaAAlll ... My tune land lies down in Lego knees
You're going to hell. But not the cool one, that's where I'll go.
You go to the crappy hell.
You go to the crappy hell.
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DT - Paul DiAnno
"Watch Jack Sparrow falling, gives no meaning to it all..."
"Watch the sparrow falling, gives no meaning to it all..."
"Watch Jack Sparrow falling, gives no meaning to it all..."
"Watch the sparrow falling, gives no meaning to it all..."
You're going to hell. But not the cool one, that's where I'll go.
You go to the crappy hell.
You go to the crappy hell.
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In The Serpent's Kiss, before the solo kicks in, I always hear "left Slipknot without a choice instead of what it's saying, "let this leader without a choice" :O.Joost wrote:Symphony X - Domination:
heard: Hail the walrus
actual lyrics: Hail the horrors
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In Gamma Ray´s Solid:
Actual:
"The alien vessels are burning tonight"
Misheard:
"The alien assholes are falling tonight"
...
Actual:
"The alien vessels are burning tonight"
Misheard:
"The alien assholes are falling tonight"
...
The Lights are up,
Now let the play begin!
*Why save the world when you can rule it? And why touch the ground when you can fly away to dreams...?*
Now let the play begin!
*Why save the world when you can rule it? And why touch the ground when you can fly away to dreams...?*
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Alestorm- To the end of our days
Original- "I raise my fist up to the sky!"
Misheard- "I raise my fist up in this guy!"
Original- "I raise my fist up to the sky!"
Misheard- "I raise my fist up in this guy!"
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Rhapsody - The Bloody Rage of the Titans
"The orc, my sister, miles under sun..."
("The oak, my sister, smiles at the sun...")
My version makes the song better. It would be cool if the narrator had a sister who was an orc. Luca's real version, OTOH, is just his usual tree-hugging blabla.
"The orc, my sister, miles under sun..."
("The oak, my sister, smiles at the sun...")
My version makes the song better. It would be cool if the narrator had a sister who was an orc. Luca's real version, OTOH, is just his usual tree-hugging blabla.
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Rhapsody: The Last Angels Call
original: "Seven wizards came from distant lands"
But I can't help it, I always hear "Seven wizards came from Disney Land(s)"
original: "Seven wizards came from distant lands"
But I can't help it, I always hear "Seven wizards came from Disney Land(s)"

"And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all the dwellers in Eä"
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Divide and Devour - Iced earth
Original - Through the folds of time I forged the way
Messiah to my own and sent to slay.
I hear - Through the folds of time I forged the way
Messiah to my own in Santas Sleigh
Original - Through the folds of time I forged the way
Messiah to my own and sent to slay.
I hear - Through the folds of time I forged the way
Messiah to my own in Santas Sleigh
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Blind guardian- when sorrow sang
Normal- The air was filled with tears
Full of sadness and grief
Misheard- The ass filled with tears
Full of sadness and grief
Normal- The air was filled with tears
Full of sadness and grief
Misheard- The ass filled with tears
Full of sadness and grief
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Let's proceed in NiME: A Dark Passage.
Real:
dawn passes by
when the day comes
Misheard:
your ass is mine
when the day comes
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Bahaha, yay for this thread rezz 

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I remember such a topic some years ago, when some guy stated that his father came into his room when listening to the script for my requiem, mishearing the lyrics and singing along with the chorus:
killed me
We're buuuuurning down a-mericaaaaaaa

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BAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL, I've been pissing my pants for the past 10 minutes cause of thisDesert_Storm wrote:I remember such a topic some years ago, when some guy stated that his father came into his room when listening to the script for my requiem, mishearing the lyrics and singing along with the chorus:We're buuuuurning down a-mericaaaaaaakilled me

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Now I won't be able to help sing that instead xD
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We could make it the forum guys' way to recognize each other at concerts
Some more quotes from that old topic
A dark passage:
Rise or Fall
A duck tale ends...
Welcome to Dying:
"Have a... sandwich... it's too late for beer."
"also, in "Under the Ice", when it comes to the line "you're the artificial enemy", I hear "you're beyond the fish, my enemy". when my sister heard it she thought it was "you're walking fish around the bees"...
"
""born in a mourning hall"
it was:
"The speaker said with a serious smile"
but I heard:
"we speak of sex with a serious mind" "
"Now you all know
The bartender song"
""Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crit chiki chik cha
Correct Lyrics:
Threatened a long time"
"goodbye my friend
I'll phone you at the end"
"Niiggghhtt faaaaalll i eat the crepe and change the song "
just to name a few
however, the best one isn't a blind guardian song:
"Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy"
It's Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water

Some more quotes from that old topic
A dark passage:
Rise or Fall
A duck tale ends...
Welcome to Dying:
"Have a... sandwich... it's too late for beer."
"also, in "Under the Ice", when it comes to the line "you're the artificial enemy", I hear "you're beyond the fish, my enemy". when my sister heard it she thought it was "you're walking fish around the bees"...

""born in a mourning hall"
it was:
"The speaker said with a serious smile"
but I heard:
"we speak of sex with a serious mind" "

"Now you all know
The bartender song"
""Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crit chiki chik cha
Correct Lyrics:
Threatened a long time"
"goodbye my friend
I'll phone you at the end"
"Niiggghhtt faaaaalll i eat the crepe and change the song "
just to name a few
however, the best one isn't a blind guardian song:
"Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy"
It's Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water

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Haha, that is pretty good. Well done.Cerbere wrote:not really misheard but made them up for flight of icarus
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this wins the trophyKnightrider of Doom wrote:Megadeth Polaris misheard:
"I spread disease like a dog
Discharge my payload a mile high
Rotten nigger of death
wrestles your nostrils"

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Porcupine tree - Piano Lessons
original : I feel now like Christine Keeler
i hear : i feel low like Chris Tequila
original : I feel now like Christine Keeler
i hear : i feel low like Chris Tequila
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Not how I heard it, but my sister's misheard lyrics:
Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're so damned kind can't you see
That the winds will change
Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're so damned kind can't you see
That the winds will change
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a few days ago, I saw a live recording of a band called Taking Dawn.
They had this one song with the chorus line "Like a revolution". Throughout the song I only understood "out of ammunition"
They had this one song with the chorus line "Like a revolution". Throughout the song I only understood "out of ammunition"

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Heard that tooBender B. Rodriguez wrote:Porcupine tree - Piano Lessons
original : I feel now like Christine Keeler
i hear : i feel low like Chris Tequila

also before the chorus "take your hands off my wand" instead land^^
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Listening to Sonata Arctica - full moon
original: "A hundred moons or more..."
I constantly hear: " A hundred boobs or more..."
Damn it, and still 2 weeks left until I see my gf again...
original: "A hundred moons or more..."
I constantly hear: " A hundred boobs or more..."
Damn it, and still 2 weeks left until I see my gf again...
Free are those who walk away from setting suns
Free are those who laugh at chains that held them bound
Free are those who conquer in vain but won't stop to run
Battered and down you pick up your pieces
To rise as one!
Free are those who laugh at chains that held them bound
Free are those who conquer in vain but won't stop to run
Battered and down you pick up your pieces
To rise as one!
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Epica- Another Me In Lack'ech
If you search for enrichment
And injure others
Me
In you're search for enrichment
You did you're elders

If you search for enrichment
And injure others
Me
In you're search for enrichment
You did you're elders

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Sepultura - Mass Hypnosis
Original
Mass Hipnosis
i hear
Max Ispinozis
Original
Mass Hipnosis
i hear
Max Ispinozis
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Epica-The Phantom Agony
This is the way to escape from our agitation
And develop ourselves
Use your illusion and enter my dream...
This is the way to escape from our agitation
And deploy ourselves
Use your illusion and enter my dream...
This is the way to escape from our agitation
And develop ourselves
Use your illusion and enter my dream...
This is the way to escape from our agitation
And deploy ourselves
Use your illusion and enter my dream...
⋨The Dagor Dagorath, the great final battle at which the forces of the brothers Manwë and Melkor will face one another, and Arda will be unmade.⋩
⋨Is in with Bender on his plan⋩
⋨Is in with Bender on his plan⋩
Blind Guardian wrote:A fairly small but absolutely bravehearted crowd in Tempe has made that a night remember. Marcus(on behalf of the band) says: Thank you:-)
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Wow,I'm embarrassed my brother did thatblack tooth grin wrote:Haha, that is pretty good. Well done.Cerbere wrote:not really misheard but made them up for flight of icarus
Fly on your wang,
like a seagull,
fly, touch my balls,
on your wang like SEAGUUUUULL FLYYYYYYY, touch my balls

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I caught my brother just the other week, logged onto here and just about to start the most embarrassing thread that never was (thank god!). He has no idea about BG and affiliated bands and was gonna start a thread asking if anybody wanted to insert their Demon into my Wizard's sleeve (an obvious pun on Demons and Wizards!) which would have been quite embarrassing and homo erotic! To get your revenge, kick him in the balls!Cerbere wrote:Wow,I'm embarrassed my brother did that
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would've been funny though
btw,maybe you should just uncheck the little box that says "keep me logged in" or some' like that

btw,maybe you should just uncheck the little box that says "keep me logged in" or some' like that
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That would be the obvious answer. I will rely on the power of intimidation produced by kicking balls!Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:would've been funny though![]()
btw,maybe you should just uncheck the little box that says "keep me logged in" or some' like that
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dead rat in teh pillow should teach him not to mess with you.spamel wrote:That would be the obvious answer. I will rely on the power of intimidation produced by kicking balls!Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:would've been funny though![]()
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Dog shit in his shoes...
⋨The Dagor Dagorath, the great final battle at which the forces of the brothers Manwë and Melkor will face one another, and Arda will be unmade.⋩
⋨Is in with Bender on his plan⋩
⋨Is in with Bender on his plan⋩
Blind Guardian wrote:A fairly small but absolutely bravehearted crowd in Tempe has made that a night remember. Marcus(on behalf of the band) says: Thank you:-)
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I just ran across one that was funny enough to necropost:
Song: H.P Lovecraft Historical Society - "We Three Friend of H.P.L. Are"
I heard: "Mind with penis ever bright."
Actual line: "Mind with keenness ever bright."
Song: H.P Lovecraft Historical Society - "We Three Friend of H.P.L. Are"
I heard: "Mind with penis ever bright."
Actual line: "Mind with keenness ever bright."
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Necropost again!
To the dick
To the dick
To the dick
For the kill
(From "To the Tick" by Souldrinker.)
To the dick
To the dick
To the dick
For the kill
(From "To the Tick" by Souldrinker.)
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Fall Out Boy - This Ain't a Scene, It´s A Godamn Arm's Race.
It is sung in the chorus: "I'm the leading man, and the lies I weaven are so intricate".
But everybody hears: "I'm an Emo man, and I'm so evil, also into cats".
It is sung in the chorus: "I'm the leading man, and the lies I weaven are so intricate".
But everybody hears: "I'm an Emo man, and I'm so evil, also into cats".
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