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BlackGuardian · #51 Post by **BlackGuardian** » 13 Feb 2009 23:19

I'm not crazy...

Helloweenpassionsample

Listen to it for yourself... I actually made it out to be "I'll show more passion than you've ever had..." That was the only combination of words that made any sense that I could pick out of there. But literally it sounds like I posted above...

BlackGuardian · #52 Post by **BlackGuardian** » 15 Feb 2009 20:13

No takers?....

#53 Post by **Led Guardian** » 15 Feb 2009 20:50

I don't think that line's even in the clip you posted.

BlackGuardian · #54 Post by **BlackGuardian** » 15 Feb 2009 21:20

Oi, what gives...

Let's try again. Here is a much bigger section (almost 1 minute long) around the following set of lyrics...

"I am the one, doom's in my hands
Now make your choice,
Redeemed or enslaved

I'll show you passion and glory
He is the snake
I'll give you power and abundance
He's the corrupter of man..."

This is the new sample: Passion and glory?

I can't make it any plainer than that.

The underlined part is by far the part that sounds nothing like the lyrics listed. NOwhere on any lyrics site or CD insert have I seen the lyrics listed any other way. Maybe they're not misheard lyrics, but misprinted lyrics?

BlackGuardian · #55 Post by **BlackGuardian** » 19 Feb 2009 07:22

Sorrowmoon wrote: BG - Punishment Divine
"Are you ready to sing are you ready to sing..."
("Angels sing I hear angels sing..." etc.)

Actual:
"angels sing
(can hear them sing)
I hear angels sing
I hear angels sing
(can hear them sing)..."

I hear:
"I ain't no singer
ain't no singer
ain't no singer...
You ain't no singer
ain't no singer..."

Is Hansi trying to tell us something?

Cerbere · #56 Post by **Cerbere** » 19 Feb 2009 07:41

not really misheard but made them up for flight of icarus

Fly on your wang,
like a seagull,
fly, touch my balls,
on your wang like SEAGUUUUULL FLYYYYYYY, touch my balls

last.fm · #57 Post by **Joost** » 09 Mar 2009 19:19

Symphony X - Domination:

heard: Hail the walrus
actual lyrics: Hail the horrors

Spectrum · #58 Post by **Spectrum** » 09 Mar 2009 23:04

Joost wrote:Symphony X - Domination:

heard: Hail the walrus
actual lyrics: Hail the horrors

LOL, now I picture the mighty Walrus of Hell leading the fallen angels into battle.

rdyfrde · #59 Post by **rdyfrde** » 28 Mar 2009 00:21

Sonata Arctica's "Don't Say a Word"

I hear:
I place a candy on your chest

What it is:
I place a black candle on your chest

I was close at least

Twister · #60 Post by **Twister** » 12 Oct 2009 12:43

Skyclad - Skyclad,
original: "And so cast off the lies that are our lives..."
misheard: "And so cast off the lies that are your wives..."

Massive Attack - Angel
original: "love you, love you, love you..."
misheard: "yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy..." (Which, combined to the atmosphere and the climax of the song, is hilarious)

majesty · #61 Post by **majesty** » 12 Oct 2009 16:07

In Nightwish´s End of all hope I hear some german words:

Hände hoch, Hände flach
(what means in english: "hands up, hands flat")

instead of
End of hope, End of love

Mackasfour · #62 Post by **Mackasfour** » 12 Oct 2009 16:59

Sonata Arctica - Black Sheep
Not misheard but good from FtSoR
"We're not Iron Maiden, and we're not from England"
"We are Sonata and we come from Finland"

Mackasfour · #63 Post by **Mackasfour** » 12 Oct 2009 17:01

Another one on black sheep

"Little wittle Black sheep, little wittle me"
"Live with the Black Sheep live with me"

faery · #64 Post by **faery** » 16 Nov 2009 14:44

In Blind Guardian's Punishment Divine, Hansi sings:
"Angels sing I hear Angels sing"

And I heard:
"Urang utan, urang utan"

Right....

Spectrum · #65 Post by **Spectrum** » 16 Nov 2009 14:48

faery wrote:In Blind Guardian's Punishment Divine, Hansi sings:
"Angels sing I hear Angels sing"

And I heard:
"Urang utan, urang utan"

Haha, this one is awesome.

Wicked Child · #66 Post by **Wicked Child** » 16 Nov 2009 16:27

NiIIightfAAAaaaAAlll ... Punk it cracked it and changed us all
NiIIightfAAAaaaAAlll ... Punk it cracked it and changed us all
NiIIightfAAAaaaAAlll ... My tune land lies down in Lego knees

Wicked Child · #67 Post by **Wicked Child** » 16 Nov 2009 16:30

DT - Paul DiAnno

"Watch Jack Sparrow falling, gives no meaning to it all..."

"Watch the sparrow falling, gives no meaning to it all..."

Gends · #68 Post by **Gends** » 16 Nov 2009 23:44

Joost wrote:Symphony X - Domination:

heard: Hail the walrus
actual lyrics: Hail the horrors

In The Serpent's Kiss, before the solo kicks in, I always hear "left Slipknot without a choice instead of what it's saying, "let this leader without a choice" :O.

majesty · #69 Post by **majesty** » 09 Dec 2009 17:56

In Gamma Ray´s Solid:

Actual:
"The alien vessels are burning tonight"

Misheard:
"The alien assholes are falling tonight"

...

Cerbere · #70 Post by **Cerbere** » 10 Dec 2009 01:59

Alestorm- To the end of our days

Original- "I raise my fist up to the sky!"
Misheard- "I raise my fist up in this guy!"

Spectrum · #71 Post by **Spectrum** » 10 Jan 2010 14:57

Rhapsody - The Bloody Rage of the Titans
"The orc, my sister, miles under sun..."
("The oak, my sister, smiles at the sun...")

My version makes the song better. It would be cool if the narrator had a sister who was an orc. Luca's real version, OTOH, is just his usual tree-hugging blabla.

Arwen Arianna · #72 Post by **Arwen Arianna** » 10 Jan 2010 17:08

Rhapsody: The Last Angels Call
original: "Seven wizards came from distant lands"
But I can't help it, I always hear "Seven wizards came from Disney Land(s)"

Mackasfour · #73 Post by **Mackasfour** » 13 Jan 2010 03:42

Divide and Devour - Iced earth
Original - Through the folds of time I forged the way
Messiah to my own and sent to slay.

I hear - Through the folds of time I forged the way
Messiah to my own in Santas Sleigh

Cerbere · #74 Post by **Cerbere** » 03 Apr 2010 20:42

Blind guardian- when sorrow sang

Normal- The air was filled with tears
Full of sadness and grief

Misheard- The ass filled with tears
Full of sadness and grief

Andreas · #75 Post by **Andreas** » 03 Apr 2010 22:22

Let's proceed in NiME: A Dark Passage.

Real:
dawn passes by
when the day comes

Misheard:
your ass is mine
when the day comes

Mackasfour · #76 Post by **Mackasfour** » 04 Apr 2010 05:05

Bahaha, yay for this thread rezz

Desert_Storm · #77 Post by **Desert_Storm** » 04 Apr 2010 12:56

I remember such a topic some years ago, when some guy stated that his father came into his room when listening to the script for my requiem, mishearing the lyrics and singing along with the chorus:

We're buuuuurning down a-mericaaaaaaa

killed me

Mackasfour · #78 Post by **Mackasfour** » 04 Apr 2010 15:36

Desert_Storm wrote:I remember such a topic some years ago, when some guy stated that his father came into his room when listening to the script for my requiem, mishearing the lyrics and singing along with the chorus:
We're buuuuurning down a-mericaaaaaaa
killed me

BAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL, I've been pissing my pants for the past 10 minutes cause of this

Mackasfour · #79 Post by **Mackasfour** » 04 Apr 2010 15:38

Now I won't be able to help sing that instead xD

Desert_Storm · #80 Post by **Desert_Storm** » 04 Apr 2010 15:56

We could make it the forum guys' way to recognize each other at concerts

Some more quotes from that old topic

A dark passage:
Rise or Fall
A duck tale ends...

Welcome to Dying:
"Have a... sandwich... it's too late for beer."

"also, in "Under the Ice", when it comes to the line "you're the artificial enemy", I hear "you're beyond the fish, my enemy". when my sister heard it she thought it was "you're walking fish around the bees"...

"

""born in a mourning hall"
it was:
"The speaker said with a serious smile"
but I heard:
"we speak of sex with a serious mind" "

"Now you all know
The bartender song"

""Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crit chiki chik cha
Correct Lyrics:
Threatened a long time"

"goodbye my friend
I'll phone you at the end"

"Niiggghhtt faaaaalll i eat the crepe and change the song "

just to name a few
however, the best one isn't a blind guardian song:
"Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy"
It's Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water

black tooth grin · #81 Post by **black tooth grin** » 16 Apr 2010 02:03

Cerbere wrote:not really misheard but made them up for flight of icarus

Fly on your wang,
like a seagull,
fly, touch my balls,
on your wang like SEAGUUUUULL FLYYYYYYY, touch my balls

Haha, that is pretty good. Well done.

Bender B. Rodriguez · #82 Post by **Bender B. Rodriguez** » 16 Apr 2010 05:44

Knightrider of Doom wrote:Megadeth Polaris misheard:
"I spread disease like a dog
Discharge my payload a mile high
Rotten nigger of death
wrestles your nostrils"

this wins the trophy

Bender B. Rodriguez · #83 Post by **Bender B. Rodriguez** » 16 Apr 2010 21:45

Porcupine tree - Piano Lessons
original : I feel now like Christine Keeler
i hear : i feel low like Chris Tequila

Andreas · #84 Post by **Andreas** » 24 Apr 2010 17:03

Not how I heard it, but my sister's misheard lyrics:

Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're so damned kind can't you see
That the winds will change

Dentarthurdent · #85 Post by **Dentarthurdent** » 25 Apr 2010 00:31

a few days ago, I saw a live recording of a band called Taking Dawn.
They had this one song with the chorus line "Like a revolution". Throughout the song I only understood "out of ammunition"

Desert_Storm · #86 Post by **Desert_Storm** » 25 Apr 2010 14:57

Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:Porcupine tree - Piano Lessons
original : I feel now like Christine Keeler
i hear : i feel low like Chris Tequila

Heard that too

also before the chorus "take your hands off my wand" instead land^^

Sentinel · #87 Post by **Sentinel** » 27 Apr 2010 23:02

Listening to Sonata Arctica - full moon

original: "A hundred moons or more..."

I constantly hear: " A hundred boobs or more..."

Damn it, and still 2 weeks left until I see my gf again...

Metal Fan · #88 Post by **Metal Fan** » 21 Jun 2010 21:48

Epica- Another Me In Lack'ech

If you search for enrichment
And injure others

Me

In you're search for enrichment
You did you're elders

Bender B. Rodriguez · #89 Post by **Bender B. Rodriguez** » 21 Jun 2010 21:53

Sepultura - Mass Hypnosis

Original
Mass Hipnosis
i hear
Max Ispinozis

Metal Fan · #90 Post by **Metal Fan** » 21 Jun 2010 22:01

Epica-The Phantom Agony

This is the way to escape from our agitation
And develop ourselves
Use your illusion and enter my dream...

This is the way to escape from our agitation
And deploy ourselves
Use your illusion and enter my dream...

Cerbere · #91 Post by **Cerbere** » 22 Jun 2010 17:40

black tooth grin wrote:
Cerbere wrote:not really misheard but made them up for flight of icarus

Fly on your wang,
like a seagull,
fly, touch my balls,
on your wang like SEAGUUUUULL FLYYYYYYY, touch my balls
Haha, that is pretty good. Well done.

Wow,I'm embarrassed my brother did that

spamel · #92 Post by **spamel** » 22 Jun 2010 20:29

Cerbere wrote:Wow,I'm embarrassed my brother did that

I caught my brother just the other week, logged onto here and just about to start the most embarrassing thread that never was (thank god!). He has no idea about BG and affiliated bands and was gonna start a thread asking if anybody wanted to insert their Demon into my Wizard's sleeve (an obvious pun on Demons and Wizards!) which would have been quite embarrassing and homo erotic! To get your revenge, kick him in the balls!

Bender B. Rodriguez · #93 Post by **Bender B. Rodriguez** » 22 Jun 2010 20:41

would've been funny though

btw,maybe you should just uncheck the little box that says "keep me logged in" or some' like that

spamel · #94 Post by **spamel** » 22 Jun 2010 22:42

Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:would've been funny though
btw,maybe you should just uncheck the little box that says "keep me logged in" or some' like that

That would be the obvious answer. I will rely on the power of intimidation produced by kicking balls!

Bender B. Rodriguez · #95 Post by **Bender B. Rodriguez** » 22 Jun 2010 23:13

spamel wrote:
Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:would've been funny though
btw,maybe you should just uncheck the little box that says "keep me logged in" or some' like that
That would be the obvious answer. I will rely on the power of intimidation produced by kicking balls!

dead rat in teh pillow should teach him not to mess with you.

Metal Fan · #96 Post by **Metal Fan** » 23 Jun 2010 07:50

Dog shit in his shoes...

Spectrum · #97 Post by **Spectrum** » 20 Dec 2011 20:34

I just ran across one that was funny enough to necropost:

Song: H.P Lovecraft Historical Society - "We Three Friend of H.P.L. Are"

I heard: "Mind with penis ever bright."
Actual line: "Mind with keenness ever bright."

Spectrum · #98 Post by **Spectrum** » 11 Dec 2017 20:31

Necropost again!

To the dick
To the dick
To the dick
For the kill

(From "To the Tick" by Souldrinker.)

Catanduva · #99 Post by **Catanduva** » 20 Sep 2018 17:28

Fall Out Boy - This Ain't a Scene, It´s A Godamn Arm's Race.

It is sung in the chorus: "I'm the leading man, and the lies I weaven are so intricate".

But everybody hears: "I'm an Emo man, and I'm so evil, also into cats".

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