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I AM SMAUG

Posted: 30 Dec 2013 01:15
by IsengardianSpambot
REVENGE??? YOU??? HAH!!! I... AM... SMAUG

I KILL WHAT I WISH

I AM STRONG, STRONG, STRONG

"MY ARMOUR IS LIKE TENFOLD SHIELDS,
MY TEETH ARE SWORDS,
MY CLAWS SPEARS
THE SHOCK OF MY TAIL A THUNDERBOLT
MY WINGS A HURRICANE
AND MY BREATH... DEATH!!!"

(J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, Chapter XII, Inside Information)




WELL... WELL...
WHERE ARE YOUR RIDDLES NOW?


Also, fuck you, Peter Jackson.