I AM SMAUG

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I AM SMAUG

#1 Post by IsengardianSpambot » 30 Dec 2013 01:15

REVENGE??? YOU??? HAH!!! I... AM... SMAUG

I KILL WHAT I WISH

I AM STRONG, STRONG, STRONG

"MY ARMOUR IS LIKE TENFOLD SHIELDS,
MY TEETH ARE SWORDS,
MY CLAWS SPEARS
THE SHOCK OF MY TAIL A THUNDERBOLT
MY WINGS A HURRICANE
AND MY BREATH... DEATH!!!"

(J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, Chapter XII, Inside Information)




WELL... WELL...
WHERE ARE YOUR RIDDLES NOW?


Also, fuck you, Peter Jackson.
Hunted by goblins no Gandalf to help
With swords in the night
Oh the last part of the game

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