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Cabbage!

Posted: 12 Oct 2012 20:50
by Gandalf de Grijze
!! :!:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 12 Oct 2012 21:05
by Sleeping Dragon
Cauliflower!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 13 Oct 2012 05:05
by Angus
Broccoli

Keep up with the theme of cruciferous vegetables you fucks.

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 13 Oct 2012 05:39
by Sleeping Dragon
Cucumber



which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be? :mrgreen:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 13 Oct 2012 10:26
by Gandalf de Grijze
curly kail

and i'd be the best fuck of all time and space

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 13 Oct 2012 11:35
by End Of An Era
i'd be a sleazy fuck :mrgreen:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 13 Oct 2012 11:50
by Dentarthurdent
I'd be... a mindfuck! o.O

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 13 Oct 2012 21:16
by Sleeping Dragon
I'd be fucking awesome! 8)

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 13 Oct 2012 22:48
by Isis65
Carrots!
(fuck you and the carrots)

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 14 Oct 2012 14:13
by End Of An Era
somehow this talk about what kind of fuck you are reminded me of this old gem:

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess

GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 14 Oct 2012 23:25
by Isis65
End Of An Era wrote: HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Any prince to fuck?
(sorry, I don't like princess...I prefer carrots, if there isn't any prince...)

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 14 Oct 2012 23:27
by Gandalf de Grijze
i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 14 Oct 2012 23:32
by Isis65
Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber

:evil: :evil:

BAH!!!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 15 Oct 2012 18:17
by End Of An Era
Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber
:lol: you said came :mrgreen:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 15 Oct 2012 20:41
by Isis65
End Of An Era wrote: you said came
:roll: (porno chat...)

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 15 Oct 2012 21:10
by Sleeping Dragon
this has been playing in my head all day, thanks to Bart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE :mrgreen:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 15 Oct 2012 23:15
by Angus
Sleeping Dragon wrote:Cucumber



which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be? :mrgreen:
You're the kind of fuck that confuses fruits for vegetables.

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 16 Oct 2012 12:13
by Dentarthurdent
End Of An Era wrote:
Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber
:lol: you said came :mrgreen:
and cum! :lol:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 19 Oct 2012 00:59
by Isis65
let's laugh about it....


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

















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Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 18 Mar 2013 19:20
by Gandalf de Grijze
SAUERKRAUT!!!!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 19 Mar 2013 18:18
by Sleeping Dragon
Brrrrroccoli!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 19 Mar 2013 22:32
by Little Dragon
rosenkohl

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 19 Mar 2013 23:41
by Gandalf de Grijze
helmut kohl? :p

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 20 Mar 2013 01:14
by Little Dragon
eeeeww! :x

seriously! EEEEEEEEEEWWW!! :evil:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 20 Mar 2013 08:40
by Belgarion
Spargel!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 20 Mar 2013 09:01
by End Of An Era
Gandalf de Grijze wrote:helmut kohl? :p
:lol:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 20 Mar 2013 10:49
by Gandalf de Grijze
I mean... he's sauer.. and a kraut as well ;)

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 20 Mar 2013 14:22
by Little Dragon
Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
Oh hell fuckin' YES!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 20 Mar 2013 14:51
by Gandalf de Grijze
nah... Rode Bieten! that is good stuff

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 21 Mar 2013 22:35
by Belgarion
Little Dragon wrote:
Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
Oh hell fuckin' YES!
It doesn't taste good though

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 23 Mar 2013 17:16
by End Of An Era
Chicory!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 25 Mar 2013 14:56
by Little Dragon
Belgarion wrote:
Little Dragon wrote:
Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
Oh hell fuckin' YES!
It doesn't taste good though

You, dear sir, are clearly out of your mind! :shock:

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 26 Mar 2013 21:21
by Gandalf de Grijze
Oh yeah!!!! Curly Kail tonight!!!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 26 Mar 2013 23:03
by Joost
It's spring already, you fool!

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 26 Mar 2013 23:22
by Gandalf de Grijze
who cares? it is great food to eat even in the midst of summer

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 26 Mar 2013 23:30
by Little Dragon
... if you can find some. :|

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 27 Mar 2013 00:04
by Gandalf de Grijze
yep, i find my kurly kail in the freezer ;)

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 27 Mar 2013 03:08
by Palantyre
K N O B L A U C H

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 27 Mar 2013 04:21
by Angus
nope

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 27 Mar 2013 07:02
by Gandalf de Grijze
Oh hell yeah!!
going to make my EPIC GARLICSAUCE OF DOOM AND WORSE next week

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 27 Mar 2013 16:49
by Little Dragon
Gandalf de Grijze wrote:yep, i find my kurly kail in the freezer ;)
They don't have that in france. :(

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 27 Mar 2013 20:45
by Gandalf de Grijze
not so much anymore here either :(

Re: Cabbage!

Posted: 27 Mar 2013 22:51
by Joost