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#1 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 12 Oct 2012 20:50

!! :!:
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#2 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 12 Oct 2012 21:05

Cauliflower!
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#3 Post by Angus » 13 Oct 2012 05:05

Broccoli

Keep up with the theme of cruciferous vegetables you fucks.

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#4 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 13 Oct 2012 05:39

Cucumber



which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be? :mrgreen:
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#5 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 13 Oct 2012 10:26

curly kail

and i'd be the best fuck of all time and space
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#6 Post by End Of An Era » 13 Oct 2012 11:35

i'd be a sleazy fuck :mrgreen:

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#7 Post by Dentarthurdent » 13 Oct 2012 11:50

I'd be... a mindfuck! o.O
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#8 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 13 Oct 2012 21:16

I'd be fucking awesome! 8)
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#9 Post by Isis65 » 13 Oct 2012 22:48

Carrots!
(fuck you and the carrots)
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#10 Post by End Of An Era » 14 Oct 2012 14:13

somehow this talk about what kind of fuck you are reminded me of this old gem:

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess

GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

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#11 Post by Isis65 » 14 Oct 2012 23:25

End Of An Era wrote: HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Any prince to fuck?
(sorry, I don't like princess...I prefer carrots, if there isn't any prince...)
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#12 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 14 Oct 2012 23:27

i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber
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#13 Post by Isis65 » 14 Oct 2012 23:32

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber

:evil: :evil:

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#14 Post by End Of An Era » 15 Oct 2012 18:17

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber
:lol: you said came :mrgreen:

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#15 Post by Isis65 » 15 Oct 2012 20:41

End Of An Era wrote: you said came
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#16 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 15 Oct 2012 21:10

this has been playing in my head all day, thanks to Bart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE :mrgreen:
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#17 Post by Angus » 15 Oct 2012 23:15

Sleeping Dragon wrote:Cucumber



which begs the question: if you were a fuck, what kind of fuck would you be? :mrgreen:
You're the kind of fuck that confuses fruits for vegetables.

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#18 Post by Dentarthurdent » 16 Oct 2012 12:13

End Of An Era wrote:
Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i suppose there is a cucumber somewhere around...

or no, wait, that was yesterday so it should be a cucameber
:lol: you said came :mrgreen:
and cum! :lol:
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#19 Post by Isis65 » 19 Oct 2012 00:59

let's laugh about it....


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#20 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 18 Mar 2013 19:20

SAUERKRAUT!!!!
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#21 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 19 Mar 2013 18:18

Brrrrroccoli!
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#22 Post by Little Dragon » 19 Mar 2013 22:32

rosenkohl
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!

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#23 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 19 Mar 2013 23:41

helmut kohl? :p
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#24 Post by Little Dragon » 20 Mar 2013 01:14

eeeeww! :x

seriously! EEEEEEEEEEWWW!! :evil:
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#25 Post by Belgarion » 20 Mar 2013 08:40

Spargel!
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#26 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2013 09:01

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:helmut kohl? :p
:lol:

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#27 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Mar 2013 10:49

I mean... he's sauer.. and a kraut as well ;)
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#28 Post by Little Dragon » 20 Mar 2013 14:22

Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
Oh hell fuckin' YES!
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
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I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
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...Mad world

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#29 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Mar 2013 14:51

nah... Rode Bieten! that is good stuff
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#30 Post by Belgarion » 21 Mar 2013 22:35

Little Dragon wrote:
Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
Oh hell fuckin' YES!
It doesn't taste good though
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#31 Post by End Of An Era » 23 Mar 2013 17:16

Chicory!

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#32 Post by Little Dragon » 25 Mar 2013 14:56

Belgarion wrote:
Little Dragon wrote:
Belgarion wrote:Spargel!
Oh hell fuckin' YES!
It doesn't taste good though

You, dear sir, are clearly out of your mind! :shock:
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#33 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 26 Mar 2013 21:21

Oh yeah!!!! Curly Kail tonight!!!
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#34 Post by Joost » 26 Mar 2013 23:03

It's spring already, you fool!
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
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#35 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 26 Mar 2013 23:22

who cares? it is great food to eat even in the midst of summer
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#36 Post by Little Dragon » 26 Mar 2013 23:30

... if you can find some. :|
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...Mad world

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#37 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 27 Mar 2013 00:04

yep, i find my kurly kail in the freezer ;)
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#38 Post by Palantyre » 27 Mar 2013 03:08

K N O B L A U C H
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#39 Post by Angus » 27 Mar 2013 04:21

nope

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#40 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 27 Mar 2013 07:02

Oh hell yeah!!
going to make my EPIC GARLICSAUCE OF DOOM AND WORSE next week
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#41 Post by Little Dragon » 27 Mar 2013 16:49

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:yep, i find my kurly kail in the freezer ;)
They don't have that in france. :(
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
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it’s a very very...

...Mad world

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#42 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 27 Mar 2013 20:45

not so much anymore here either :(
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#43 Post by Joost » 27 Mar 2013 22:51

You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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