The Epic MUPPETS\LOTR mashup!

Legolas: "Hey Gimli, your axe is still stuck in that orc over there."
Gimli: "Yeah, that's not my axe, that's my orc repellant."
Legolas: "But there are no more orcs around to repel."
Gimli: "Yeah, It's doing a good job, isn't it, Legolas? Hchh! Hchh! Hchh!"

Celeborn: "Tell me, my man, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to chat with the cat."

Galadriel: "All shall love me and be... groovy!"

Saruman: "Saruman LOVEEEES to play with his new best friend Sauron!"