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Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 00:31
by nikitabobkov
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 00:44
by nikitabobkov
Oh yeah... Andre, you must listen me.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 14:15
by Palantyre
What the bleeding fuck?

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 14:31
by jouzinka
Palantyre wrote:What the bleeding fuck?
spambot :wink:

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 14:36
by Joost
A spambot who asks Hansi, Andre and Markus for forgiveness would be a tad bit unusual, wouldn't it?

The freaky and amazing thing about this post, is that it's probably not a spambot.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 14:40
by Orodaran
Mh, yeah, at first I thought it was a spambot - you just put the name of the forum you're on ("Blind GUardian>") in the beginning and then you go on with the script... but the mention of the bandmembers gives aways that it's no spambot issue.... let me read that again now :P

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 14:50
by jouzinka
http://www.metboard.com/index.php?s=083 ... ntry146325

8)

Even with a sense of humor. :lol:
I am not masturbating even, because I feel acute pain instead of.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 15:52
by nikitabobkov
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 16:53
by Joost
nikitabobkov wrote:Galadriel is a dirty whore, that Hansi f*** in a**. You don't know what you talking about, I feel so much pain!
You bastards I am not joking!!!!!!!! I am not bot, but you all are emptyhead bots.
I love Forgotten Realms like Andre, and I love world of Baldurs Gate2 Shadows of Amn and I am understand music of BG like no other, you are stupid europeoids with snake primitive language that I can even write correctly... Замолчите! Я не для того прошёл сквозь огонь, чтобы разговаривать с такими как вы!
Oh my. This just has got to be the post of the year. Of 2011, that is.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 17:08
by t.a.j.
An early win, but a win non the less.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 17:34
by Joost
stupid europeoid with snake primitive language that I can even write correctly!

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 17:35
by jouzinka
Sure, you're no bot. http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.p ... -be-muslim

I actually don't know whether to find it sad or not. :?

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 20:11
by Palantyre
So, a poster who's even more completely batshit bonkers than Hansi Smurf?

This is just totally amazing.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 21:10
by jouzinka
I'm still not totally convinced that he's not a bot. It would be *extremely* hard to code it (and the nagging question is why would anyone want to do that), but so far he hasn't shown anything that couldn't be done.

Especially if you look at the Muslim forum, the post doesn't make much sense, even though the replies do, who would write about meeting Muhammad, the Prophet? :shock: I like how that forum auto-censored the naughty words, though.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 21:11
by Skrymir
I don't know what I would do, if I ever met someone talking that kind of random stuff. I guess my head would explode.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 21:19
by End Of An Era
jouzinka wrote:I'm still not totally convinced that he's not a bot. It would be *extremely* hard to code it (and the nagging question is why would anyone want to do that), but so far he hasn't shown anything that couldn't be done.

Especially if you look at the Muslim forum, the post doesn't make much sense, even though the replies do, who would write about meeting Muhammad, the Prophet? :shock: I like how that forum auto-censored the naughty words, though.
i think it's a bot programmed to react to certain keywords in order to keep the conversation going.

hmm, in that case we must be dealing not with a spam-bot but a trol-bot!! :lol:

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 21:26
by Orodaran
jouzinka wrote:I'm still not totally convinced that he's not a bot. It would be *extremely* hard to code it (and the nagging question is why would anyone want to do that), but so far he hasn't shown anything that couldn't be done.
How about Hansi fucking Galadriel in the ass?

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 21:31
by jouzinka
Sounds like it. Galadriel, though, totally baffles me. Because even if you enter my avi into TinEye search, none of the results returns Galadriel as a part of the image name and a mention in the texts of the articles or posts is too irrelevant, so... don't know. Can be a lucky hit. But who knows, TinEye probably isn't the only image search out there. Or maybe someone somehow found out how to use google image for that kind of search.
How about Hansi fucking Galadriel in the ass?
That's the part that leaves me unsure. I can totally see how Hansi would make the quote. Not sure about Galadriel.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 22:21
by nikitabobkov
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 00:09
by Sleeping Dragon
i think they confused this with the "let's talk google translate" thread

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 00:52
by ThePKH
2011 is the year of the troll according to the ancient internet calendar.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 05:50
by Valkyrja
I just read that entire first post, and then read it again out loud just to make sure I wasn't missing something or still drunk.

No regrets. :P This is too funny.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 15:11
by MarchOfTime
:shock:


Guess me and my intoxicated friends weren't the only ones who had fun with google translate on new years eve/ new years :lol:

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 16:43
by Andreas
nikitabobkov wrote:lovefool
The sentimental poet in me thinks this might be the word of today. Or this week.

But I'm gonna read this post again. I don't get what the problem is (in one or two sentences that is). So I'm with Sleepy Dragon:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:i think they confused this with the "let's talk google translate" thread

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 07:18
by nikitabobkov
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 09:19
by Bender B. Rodriguez
whoa

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:44
by ThePKH
Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:whoa
I agree.
Just...
...whoa

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 10:46
by Palantyre
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 11:37
by Andreas
So let me get this straight: you ask Blind Guardian to save you from poverty? I bet the bandmembers are all very humane people and such, but I hardly think they are the right people to turn to. Official charity organisations are a better solution I think.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 11:55
by jouzinka
I don't know about you, Andreas, but if I came to a BG forum, begging the bandmembers for help, I most certainly wouldn't use the quote involving Hansi and Galadriel. :roll: How disrespectful is that? So, sorry, but this got beyond funny...

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 12:12
by Palantyre
jouzinka wrote:...this got beyond funny...
It most certainly did not. :lol:
EDIT: Although I would certainly understand if this topic was moved to the Slaughterhouse...

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 12:20
by Joost
nikitabobkov wrote:I can't understand you, people... I am seriously ask full Blind Gyardian band to help me matherially and physically (I decide them humanous highlevel creatures) with giving some money to cure my family and myself because I am dying now to listen his music and feel his imaginations from the other side again like never before and you orgnize this textual nonsense - what a shame! Thinking that it never happens with you is very very incorrect and funny laughing at my asking is unhumanous! Let's look in the deep of our souls and asking ourselfs what we are want from that life... Cruelty?
Violense? Fear and Pain? Or you offer me keep my ring to a sorrow?
I'll keep the ring, but what happens after? Hansi, stop them, they are not understanding not only middleage but all middleearth and forgotten realms world! Or I can be wrong if you say it right!
Just wondering, why do you say similar things about Islam on a Muslim forum, and about Metallica on a Metallica forum? :P

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 12:37
by Sentinel
Brain...melting...

synapse...collapsing

How I missed the internet...

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 16:17
by Andreas
Joost wrote:
nikitabobkov wrote:I can't understand you, people... I am seriously ask full Blind Gyardian band to help me matherially and physically (I decide them humanous highlevel creatures) with giving some money to cure my family and myself because I am dying now to listen his music and feel his imaginations from the other side again like never before and you orgnize this textual nonsense - what a shame! Thinking that it never happens with you is very very incorrect and funny laughing at my asking is unhumanous! Let's look in the deep of our souls and asking ourselfs what we are want from that life... Cruelty?
Violense? Fear and Pain? Or you offer me keep my ring to a sorrow?
I'll keep the ring, but what happens after? Hansi, stop them, they are not understanding not only middleage but all middleearth and forgotten realms world! Or I can be wrong if you say it right!
Just wondering, why do you say similar things about Islam on a Muslim forum, and about Metallica on a Metallica forum? :P
Any links? I'd like to see quotes like Hansi > allah or Hansi being in Metallica or something

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 16:38
by jouzinka
Scroll up. :wink:
http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.p ... -be-muslim
http://www.metboard.com/index.php?s=083 ... ntry146325

And someone from the Metboard already figured out how to 'communicate.'

"Jeremy Irons."
"I am Lolita, that Jeremy Irons fuck."

And this made me laugh so hard:
If nobody helps, I will be confused.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 23:53
by Orodaran
Ok, spambots have evolved to the next level.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 01:20
by nikitabobkov
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 01:27
by Valkyrja
Well, acceptance is the first step and all.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 22:51
by Orodaran
nikitabobkov wrote:I have send this message to many places because I thought that chanse of helping will be increasing. I didn't knew it was my main mistake, nobody answer to me. Rock-bands so expensive, but It's understood that rock-bands sells rock-n-roll. Sorry, Hansi. Sorry, Galadriel. I am so poor, so week and so stupid.
Hey, prove us that you're real and not a spambot - please, go here: http://www.blind-guardian.com/2010/12/2 ... asquerade/

Could you please write the name of the third song in the first setlist that is being shown?

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 23:18
by End Of An Era
good call oro *thumbs up*

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 00:09
by Led Guardian
I dunno, he's said some things that it would be hard for a spambot to know. If spambots can talk about Andre liking BG2, then we're all doomed.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 00:54
by nikitabobkov
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 01:18
by Orodaran
Ok, you're real I guess :D

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 01:36
by nikitabobkov
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 09:35
by End Of An Era
well what surely isn't going to help is just sitting in a corner crying. Try and pick up all of your emotions and squeeze strength and power from it. Use your fear, sadness and helplesness and forge it into something useful. At first, this is very, very hard, but don't give up! you'll get there eventually :)

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:30
by Joost
Marcel Ratelband! TSJAKKAAAAA!!!

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:25
by End Of An Era
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 13:30
by nikitabobkov
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Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 13:47
by Asheka
That's a point of view. Let me disagree with it.

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 13:48
by Andreas
nikitabobkov wrote:The "Wheel of time" is a dementia of BG members. They are need a new good producer like me for example right now!. Too many scream, too many chores, voices, sounds, unplaceble things, nonsense - dementia after loosing of Tuomas Stauch. Understand?
Understood, but not agreed

Anyway, on that islam forum I saw you mention you have no money to buy drugs. I take it you want to ease your misery by doing drugs. How will this help you or your family on the long term?

Drugs are bad, m'kay