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PostPosted: 14 Jan 2011 23:20 
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I think Nikita is mad..... but Hansi Smurf is mad too....... So which one is madder?




There's only one way to find out.................................





















FIIIIIIIIGHT!

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"Do not feed the trolls"

But with some feeding he might get interesting and/or funny again!

@nikitabobkov: I am not afraid to go away to hell! WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT, BIATCH!?

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spamel wrote:
I think Nikita is mad..... but Hansi Smurf is mad too....... So which one is madder?

I actually think they're the same person... when everyone stopped reading Hansi Smurf's posts, he started posting under a different nick...

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end of an era.. my friend..

yes, that's right MY friend!!

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zes blauwe dwergen heel diep in de bergen
die groeven gemeen naar een winterpeen
terwijl zij zo wroeten met kloetende voeten
begon het weerlichten met bliksemschichten

met striemende vlagen deed regen hen plagen
maar sterk was’t begeren dat niets deed hen keren
de kuil werd zo diep dat er water in liep
en zij tussen stronken al huilend verdronken


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PostPosted: 15 Jan 2011 13:36 
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I remember that guy from the Goonies indeed :lol: Man, that was such an awesome movie, with such awesome music by Cindi lauper. CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE !!!!!

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Frozen within wrote:
I remember that guy from the Goonies indeed :lol: Man, that was such an awesome movie, with such awesome music by Cindi lauper. CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE !!!!!

And I own the dvd!
I think he wanted "Baby Ruth" chocolate bars in particular! :D


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111 :lol:

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PostPosted: 26 Jan 2011 20:03 
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Where is our little friend? He´s gone...

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PostPosted: 27 Jan 2011 12:51 
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Don't push your luck

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PostPosted: 28 Jan 2011 21:51 
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oh my god, it has returned!

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PostPosted: 28 Jan 2011 22:21 
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That's what you get for your comment.

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PostPosted: 28 Jan 2011 23:40 
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Sorry, nikitabobkov. Your 15 minutes of fame are up. You're boring now.


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PostPosted: 29 Jan 2011 14:39 
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not in my inbox :lol:
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HEllO KISSING YOU IN YOUR ASS!

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PostPosted: 29 Jan 2011 14:50 
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My goodness :?

I even made him promise to be a good boy by PM, and it seemed to work for a while. Anyway, now he didn't keep his promise, I'm not kept by mine anymore: not making fun of him :mrgreen:

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"Number One-Eleven!"
"Number One-Eleven!"

That Is The Number Of The Imperial Scanning Team Whom Invade The Millenium Falcon Once It Has Been Tractor-Beamed Into The Death Star's Insides' During Star Wars Episode IV. The Number III Is Written Upon The Side Of The Scanning Equipment: A Voice Recites The Opening Lines From This Post!

That Must Be What Nikitabobkov Is Getting At!

As For Protection?

BLIND GUARDIAN Cannot Protect Us! No One Can Protect Us! The Technology Is Far! Far! Too Advanced! For The Slack Of Any Of Us! To Be Taken From Any Of Us! By Any Of Us!


"The bigger they are, the harder they...? WHAT!?! NO WAY!?!"
"The Smaller They Are The Easier They Are To Break! Now that's a REAL colloquial saying, yup!"

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PostPosted: 30 Jan 2011 22:31 
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Oh my, the two have found each other in the same topic...

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two get in, only one can get out. May the best trol win! Image

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our trolls suck balls if these two are the best we can come up with.

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we used to have some good ones back in the days.. but then again, we managed to troll them away ourselves.. we aren't really trolling these two away..

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Hansi 24-09-2010 wrote:
It's always good to be back in the United States Of The Netherlands


zes blauwe dwergen heel diep in de bergen
die groeven gemeen naar een winterpeen
terwijl zij zo wroeten met kloetende voeten
begon het weerlichten met bliksemschichten

met striemende vlagen deed regen hen plagen
maar sterk was’t begeren dat niets deed hen keren
de kuil werd zo diep dat er water in liep
en zij tussen stronken al huilend verdronken


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Oh my, the two have found each other in the same topic...

What if they fall in love and reproduce? :shock:

I cannot begin to fathom the evil their offspring could unleash upon the internet.

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probably around the same magnitude as annoying orange an/or fred.

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Андре Ольбрых, помоги мне, пожалуйста, я надеюсь на тебя! Ради Иисуса Христа сделай что-нибудь, иначе мы погибнем.
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i think this bot is up to something :?

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Ладно-ладно...
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[color=#FFBF80]But I say: "Have a nice daaay!"[/color]


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[color=#FFBF80]But I say: "Have a nice daaay!"[/color]

eww, get out, you freaky bon jovi fanbot!! :lol:

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Why don't I see anything he wrote on the first page? Is he asking the band for money? :)

Damn, I missed that :evil:

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Belgarion wrote:
Why don't I see anything he wrote on the first page? Is he asking the band for money? :)

Damn, I missed that :evil:


Yeah, he has festering bowel disease or some such boring shit and can't afford the drugs, so please can you send him money via Western Union money transfer. :roll: Since then, he has acted mental, in fact he is making that other mental twat look quite sane!

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...festering bowel disease or some such boring shit...


i think a festering bowel disease actually makes for very non-boring shit :lol:

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Jokes about shitting are funny :mrgreen:

nikitabobkov wrote:
Андре Ольбрых, помоги мне, пожалуйста, я надеюсь на тебя! Ради Иисуса Христа сделай что-нибудь, иначе мы погибнем.

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Andre Olbrich, help me, please, I hope for you! For the sake of Jesus Christ do something, otherwise we will perish.

Thought you guys might like it ;)

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 Post subject: Cross-Examining Grizje
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What is it about Hansi Smurf that you consider him beneath you Grizje?
What is it about Hansi Smurf that makes him a Troll beneath you all here, rather than an accredited super-genius, that you all respect and admire?

If you are disturbed truly, then you would apply quantification as too what in the "Hansi Smurf" content is causing the disturbations. Since you have not, one must find the "I find Smurf disturbing" posts, to be completely irrelevant to Good, as opposed to Evil, Rational Cause, aboard an atheist, bean-counted, and already morally eugenisized Spaceship!

Morally, Penguin, spamel, Le Bard, Gandalf De Grizje, Joost and Sleeping Dragon, will all be recieving from me, personally, eventually, legitimate partial lobotomies AND mandatory vasectomies! And I guarantee you all this: the Pretend Authorities that these aforementioned "police brave punks" all believe in, as tho' they be like unto rocks and stones themselves, will accomplice, and accomodate me, fully! (Save yourselves with Kind & Gentle Testimony! This is your last chance to live for free, forever, witless curs :twisted: !)

Having the spirit of Grizje inside one's empath/telepath causality field scanning function, continues to display Grizje as a near-mindless sociopath, without a Creator, or Rational Cause, whom can continually verbally ejaculate against, but never for, and certainly never for himself! Hansi Kursch and Co. also scan that way!

Yoast? Why did you compare nikitabobkov to Hansi Smurf? Instead of calling the very intelligable Hansi Smurf "rambling and incoherant", why not fess up next time and admit, "God Edward, I lack your own "reading comprehension" ability score, and technically, I am a Netherlands accredited Medical Psychopath"?

Sleeping Dragon? Why won't you admit that Hansi Smurf is Hansi Kursch's, and your very own's, intellectual, emotional, physical Superior, instead of gibba-ing, on and on, in a way that keeps causing you yourself severe emotional distress, and, continues to lack any gross/emotional/physical/grown-up/pillar of establishment content? (hey, I love shit-jokes too)

spamel? Your voice is wheezy and child-like, and yet you are 6'1" tall and 240lbs, of flabby, baggy sweater wearing, "too-stupid-to-be-a-nerd", couch-potatoed irrelevance! I see you in my mind's eye as a racial cross between "Davey-Boy Smith" and "Rod Smallwood", with a very large round head, big blue eyes, and medium-brown, bowl-cut hair!

All of you keep saying to any A+ Comprende subtextually: "Join the Global Armed Services and the Personality Examiners of the Global Public School System, and Destroy Us Forever!" Am I wrong?

And yet if I am proved wrong here, by the simple, yet effective reprimand of Gentle Testimony, unlike the rest of you, seemingly, I WILL, stand corrected, and yet still stand, an Equal to, Creator!

(Book writers Globally agree! So far, minus End of an Era, the Mass here is an irritating Sectarian Offense, all of them completely outside of Mainstream Morality and Civility! There jibes and lies are NOT jokes and chortles, they are, indeed, evasive small basket regional gangless gangsters, of weak flabby constitutions:, perfect whipping chattle for We, the Rational and Self-Aware 1%!)

And a "Peace, Love and Kill, Keep Killing" to Arwen Arianna, Sarah, Draugwen, Metal Fan, Lilyael, She-Dragon, Annee, and to all the rest of the very lovely Scolds, Harlots and Witches, posing here contemporaeneously as Bardesses! How you would all longingly make for Hansi Smurf's living writer, a fine, bi-sensitive, polygamous harem, of birthing mothers and joyously lactating wet-nurses! And oh, how I, the KRSNA-conscious masturbator know so well, just how much you Scolds, Harlots and Witches, all wish, that all of the other Male-sex bodies posting here, would type unto you all, just those very same compliments!

(don't expect me back 'til after Feb. 25! I'll be keeping busy finally drawing and coloring my very own psychedelic "Sunnyvale Cryme Family" poster*! And too, I do so hate the blasted walk to this blasted library station!)

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Hansi Smurf wrote:
Morally, Penguin, spamel, Le Bard, Gandalf De Grizje, Joost and Sleeping Dragon, will all be recieving from me, personally, eventually, legitimate partial lobotomies AND mandatory vasectomies!


I won't be, as I'll kick your retarded ass if you even step foot into my country.


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spamel? Your voice is wheezy and child-like, and yet you are 6'1" tall and 240lbs, of flabby, baggy sweater wearing, "too-stupid-to-be-a-nerd", couch-potatoed irrelevance! I see you in my mind's eye as a racial cross between "Davey-Boy Smith" and "Rod Smallwood", with a very large round head, big blue eyes, and medium-brown, bowl-cut hair!


Shorter, slimmer, don't wear sweaters, certainly not as stupid as you are, don't sit on my arse all day and like to get outdoors quite often. Also, you're wrong on the hair too: if you paid attention on the forums instead of burbling shit like a split arsehole, you'd know my hair colour at least.

Admit it, you're a special needs care in the community type.

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(Book writers Globally agree! So far, minus End of an Era, the Mass here is an irritating Sectarian Offense, all of them completely outside of Mainstream Morality and Civility! There jibes and lies are NOT jokes and chortles, they are, indeed, evasive small basket regional gangless gangsters, of weak flabby constitutions:, perfect whipping chattle for We, the Rational and Self-Aware 1%!)
am i earning the restecp of trolls now? :o

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 Post subject: The Mighty Troll Speaks!
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Part I

Technically, the Writer is a self-professing Created Man, just such as all of whom are visibly White, Christian, and Earthling-Speaking, and whom might well all be over 6'2" in height, and, whom doth today exhibit both sensuality and sincerity: for they be safe for to accomplice in any labor, or yes, even war!

Yeah, End Of An Era, I wuz just remembering how I wasn't technically attacked by you, when I didst proffer "hot talk" towards all the Mass, all them months ago, under "the Smurf Who Loves Swastikas" thread! (However, yer Dad and his whole age group are fucking you up the ass, by the query you raised there! Until the whole UN admits to Whole Earth Monogamy and for to the females being gently-treated chattle, they must be slain in principle for the safety of the entire living and Created flesh! I have already proven myself in atheist bean-counting methodology, and need not answer towards their dull and cannabilistic queries, as for how to provide proper living space! And, oh yeah, there are Polygamous, Polyandrous, and, Adult Sects, still for to break up and disperse, I might add!)

Technically, Sleeping Dragon's posts can be spun out as just another joker, but the fnords surrounding most of the males here, including SP, are reporting cognition-free, verbally ejaculating lower-four psychological centres only, and none of them virtuous, nor sensual, nor fertile, at all! (Hmmm... practicing guiltless bloodletting as a society of victims, whom all just happen to have become both Creationists and Bigger-Thans...? Far out man!(C'mon Iron Maiden's Steve Harris! Prove to us bigger-thans that yer not just another cognition-free sociopath! DO IT! Ah, "Purgatory", "Hallowed Be Thy Name", "Heaven Can Wait", "The Appartiton", by Surt! certainly those very poems prove some kind of X-Factor beyond mere critical mass and brain-stature?!?!))

Part II

Blast! You wouldn't believe the weirdness that happened as I went home yesterday! First, at the door of my building, a gang of polygamous females stopped me, for to lay upon me their Mormon rap! Then, escaping just such "already graduated from" religious cultishness, after, of course, mentioning both Creator, and the Old United States, and further, professing for to be Superior to both Jesus Christ, and Christians, wouldn't you know it, but just hours later, wicked, unknown, good-looking, sexualized teenage-girls, strangely began attacking me psycho-sexually, and, a-haunting me in the hallway with buzzer-buzzing, more and more powerful psycho-sexual pestering, and, ultimately, unsolicited door-knockings, making me become, unwillingly, both very afraid, and very horny! (Spiritually, Jesus Christ Himself, took all the credit! Quite a bit more powerful than me, I'd guess? I mean me? Brain-controlling willing thralls? Well, maybe just a little bit, now and then..?) :oops:

Luckily, when I at last did decide to answer the door, (the sluts musta hung about in the hall fer quite a few minutes actually) the wee sluts did not offer me free-love verbally, nor did any of us speak, so I swiftly closed the door upon them home-invaders, and was thus justly saved from participating in any unwanted teenage pregnancies, (not the pregnancies mind you, just the teenage bit - yeah, I protect the generations, unlike Winnipeg's own Mayor Sam Katz, or celebrity billionaire Donald Trump, them john/pimp/paedophiles!) Needless to say, soon a solo orgasm occured, then, at last, a feeling of spiritual belovedness with the womb called Boob: ultimately hard-reality rejection, and then, too, forseeing absolutely no hope of dating, without spending "negative non-zero sum" money upon strange sluts, forlorness! (Money and pandering for Monogamous Orgasms in Creation, OR, even just plain ole' Modern Earth? Gross! I guess the old school divisions and the old psychological personality/IQ examiners weren't just fucking around! The Mass, under society and gross equality, is just a big, dumb, violent, predator animal! Rape ain't violent! Anti-rapists, incarcerators, eugenisizers - now that's violence! Raping and possessing, warm, wet, non-combatative vaginas ain't violence! Just as marijuana decriminalization reduced marijuana use in the Netherlands, so too, will FREE LOVE reduce violence, and the pestilence of masturbation, everywhere!) 8)

Yeah, I expect a Divine Mate from out of a zero-verbally aquired, brain/backbone-based psycho-sexual obedience, for to provide docility, loyalty, warmth, sincerity, fertility, and, principled armed togetherness, against both God, the gods, and all Imminent Domains! Not dating and coyness, thanks! But I guess being a self-aware grown-up means being thought "socially inept": thanks Shittsburg!

Peace, Love, and Kill, Keep Killing!

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Ha. So Andre finally posted on this forum


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Yeah, one post up from Tha "D" just above? Hansi Smurf's latest science facts, jacks!

And, when next Hansi Smurf next returns, he shall be found typing, at home, in bed, AT LAST!

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Sorry I don't speak canadian


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