Child Cats

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Drex
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Child Cats

#1 Post by Drex » 29 Sep 2010 02:39

I gots some child cats in my back yard.

I dont know what kind they are but I know that the momma cat left them there so she must not love thems. They real cute. I see a dude cat walking around my street and i think hes the father. He probably dont even know he got child cats in my backyard or he would come take care thems before they get eaten or something crazy.

There are a total of 5 child cats back there. I know three of them are child dude cats because they got cat balls. Thats how you know the diffrents between dude cats and female cats. Dude cats got cat balls. No cat balls, well thats a female cat or a underdeveloped child cat.

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#2 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 29 Sep 2010 02:52

lol
one thing he isn't too clear about is that male Cats aren't precisely good fathers...oh sorry,i meant,dude cats :mrgreen:
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#3 Post by Led Guardian » 29 Sep 2010 04:10

Or that they have barbed penises.
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Re: Child Cats

#4 Post by Insanity » 30 Sep 2010 09:43

Oh wow. The spelling is terrible. Anyone want to emale him about it? That is unless you're a girl. You should efemale him then. That's how you know the difference between dude internet users and female internet users.

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#5 Post by Led Guardian » 30 Sep 2010 15:07

Insanity wrote:Oh wow. The spelling is terrible. Anyone want to emale him about it? That is unless you're a girl. You should efemale him then. That's how you know the difference between dude internet users and female internet users.
But there are no female internet users. :P
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Re: Child Cats

#6 Post by Insanity » 30 Sep 2010 22:23

Led Guardian wrote:
Insanity wrote:Oh wow. The spelling is terrible. Anyone want to emale him about it? That is unless you're a girl. You should efemale him then. That's how you know the difference between dude internet users and female internet users.
But there are no female internet users. :P
True. I only have tits because I'm a fattie. I just spent so much time playing WOW that the concept of sex and gender have become obsolete to me.

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#7 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 01 Oct 2010 16:47

we always suspected you were really a dude, Insa. :lol:
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Re: Child Cats

#8 Post by Insanity » 01 Oct 2010 18:48

Truth be told.

No.
Wait.
I gotta go.
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Raid.

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#9 Post by t.a.j. » 01 Oct 2010 19:19

Insanity wrote: True. I only have tits because I'm a fattie. I just spent so much time playing WOW that the concept of sex and gender have become obsolete to me.
While there is no sex in WoW, we find gender in big breasted avatars. An muscles.
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#10 Post by Insanity » 01 Oct 2010 20:24

t.a.j. wrote:
Insanity wrote: True. I only have tits because I'm a fattie. I just spent so much time playing WOW that the concept of sex and gender have become obsolete to me.
While there is no sex in WoW, we find gender in big breasted avatars. An muscles.
That's why I used the word obsolete. I'm not saying they don't exist. They're just obsolete.

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Re: Child Cats

#11 Post by Lilyael » 01 Oct 2010 23:41

I have a big dick.

















he's at work right now
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