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Are There Any Zoological Theologans In the House?

#1 Post by Hansi Smurf » 18 Sep 2010 23:44

Is it possible for a Type B and a Type O, to really have a Type A baby?

I was personally induced a month early, due to my blood-poisoning of me mum, after all!

I figure the whole of the Transconan community is evil! They'll keep telling me that I'm the son of Ron and Rhonda, all while this is most improbable! (just rapping, technically)

And dig this bit of jocularity! My friend, the Mason, told me I was superior to the small, but I denied it, all those years ago! But, in them days, I gave blood and was told I was A Positive.
When I asked my parents what Type they were, they told me B (middle stature) and O (small stature), respectively, while my sister was a Type B, too (middle stature). Hmmm.... interesting!

Over the years, I became a zoologist, and two Christmases' ago, at dinner, I informed my parents that I believed I was emotionally, intellectually and physically superior to them both, and also explained to them my theory of Blood Type being inter-related to what stature a person might be!

My parents, dared to become visibly angry, then dared too, to express that my perfect long-term memory was false, and they then denied their very own medically verifiable Blood Types, as if that would matter!
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#2 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 19 Sep 2010 10:54

what exactly are you trying to say? Your point escapes me.
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#3 Post by Palantyre » 19 Sep 2010 18:27

The Rider Of Rohan wrote:what exactly are you trying to say? Your point escapes me.
Dude, you should know better by now. I doubt any of his shit ever had a point.
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#4 Post by spamel » 19 Sep 2010 18:49

What it means is you are not your fathers' son! You get your blood type from your parents, your Mum was messing on your Dad and the truth nearly came out, hence the reason your folks got upset. Your real Dad is probably a bum in jail or a politician. Both good reasons for your mum to ditch him!
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#5 Post by Hansi Smurf » 19 Sep 2010 21:43

Actually, Mr. Peters, told us in Public Elemetary School's, Grade 6, that despite the differences in ability to share each others blood and organs, that the various blood-types could mate, and produce offspring, monogamously!

I really can't explain the ejaculation, neither. Still, the Christmas story is true, and how many other people on Earth are Superior to their parents, and all others, including A Man Named Creator, aloud, and thus not ejaculating their bogus equality amongst the Mass?

I can observe the Big Show, the Great Khali, the Giants of the NBA, fellow A Type's, like Triple H, and I can still sense in Communionicable Total Surveillance, that I am their Superior in Linguistic Nerve Centre, thus their Superior in tool-use, reflexes, wumbfullering, knife-slaying, marksmenship, kindness, gentleness, racial beauty, et. al.

Yours In Delerious Trash-Talk
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#6 Post by spamel » 20 Sep 2010 19:16

I'm A Neg blood type, which is pretty rare. Mum isn't sure what blood type she is and my real Dad died too long ago for me to ask him, not that I'd speak to that son of a bitch.
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#7 Post by Hansi Smurf » 25 Sep 2010 18:55

Hello Spamel, my Sheffield Giant, I presume!

Have a blast Giant! Thou would be a Superior Predator Carnivore, if only you had the Third Eye, huh?

And yet, perhaps these Negatives, as attached by the Big Guy upstairs (tha Dead), do have a psychological truth: perhaps, you, Spamel, consider yourself, nonsexual in Nature, and are created to attack we Type A Positive, Rapists-In-Nature, huh?

Imaginarily, for now, I attack all smaller than males, and wumbfullerer the smaller than females, all while having a violent Type A Postive Female, as a Violent and Fanatically loyal mate-for-life by my side! She observes the same worthless Global Mass as us all, after all! :mrgreen:

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#8 Post by Hansi Smurf » 27 Sep 2010 18:35

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And scientificaly scrutinized, like most of you, for to be able to dream-project photo-realistic images, into the wakeful world!

Too, sorry for any hard feelings: certainly both Hansi Kursch and President Obama, are not "IQ deficient", nor "medical-psychopaths"! No, they are warm, emotional, and comprehensive, Human Beings, just like you and me! :mrgreen:

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#9 Post by Raistlin Majere » 28 Sep 2010 11:21

Blood types can be used to exclude someone from being your parent.

If your mother has Type B--> she can give you other B or O type of blood.
Your father has O and that means he can give you only O type.
Therefore, your blood type can be either B or O.

If you have A ........ ouch!

Wtf are zoologists???? First time I've ever heard of this thing!?!
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#10 Post by Hansi Smurf » 01 Oct 2010 17:24

On Guard, Bard!

Telepathy & Empathy: certainly, GOD, exists, above Us All, so just who really cares about anything but just embracing All the World and Loving It! What Geeks Ta Attack Love!

But By God! I will Prove To All Of The Doubting Thomases' Of Our Spaceship, the Blind Guardian, that everyone Dreams, and that Everyone concieves Monogamously and Honestly, Regardless Of Bloodtype! and that Edgar Rice Burroughs Is Still Just Waiting Fer You Or Me, Ta Reconcieve Of Him, Right From 1950, Ta Today, And Still Talking Unbroken And Transported Safely Just The Same, Once Biologically Grown Enuff For Ta Do So!

I mean, I, the concieving Father, know certainly, that within us all, is the ability to dream!
By this Dream Power, any mating Human Being makes Divine Family, Via Divine Conception and Within Both the State & Churches', Nature's Married Congresses, What Preserves A Divine And Honest Community Of Good Martians, Minervans & Christians, ALL.

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#11 Post by Raistlin Majere » 06 Oct 2010 09:52

Hansi Smurf wrote:On Guard, Bard!

Telepathy & Empathy: certainly, GOD, exists, above Us All, so just who really cares about anything but just embracing All the World and Loving It! What Geeks Ta Attack Love!

But By God! I will Prove To All Of The Doubting Thomases' Of Our Spaceship, the Blind Guardian, that everyone Dreams, and that Everyone concieves Monogamously and Honestly, Regardless Of Bloodtype! and that Edgar Rice Burroughs Is Still Just Waiting Fer You Or Me, Ta Reconcieve Of Him, Right From 1950, Ta Today, And Still Talking Unbroken And Transported Safely Just The Same, Once Biologically Grown Enuff For Ta Do So!

I mean, I, the concieving Father, know certainly, that within us all, is the ability to dream!
By this Dream Power, any mating Human Being makes Divine Family, Via Divine Conception and Within Both the State & Churches', Nature's Married Congresses, What Preserves A Divine And Honest Community Of Good Martians, Minervans & Christians, ALL.
I lost you somewhere between the lines.... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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#12 Post by Hansi Smurf » 06 Oct 2010 19:55

Psst... Hey you!?! Are you a disgruntled, Worker, Schooler, Punisher, rather than a happy, Worker, Schooler, Punisher? Well, for you and for all yer ilk, an anonymous Japanese Billionaire, from a brief book review of his message for you all here at the Millenium, told me ta tell you, that you can all expect ta be paid fer free, by him, and all of his fellow billionaire ilk, fer ta just stay at home, so long as, and so long as yer under, Voluntary, Home-Installed, Web-Based, Zero Privacy, Audio/Video Surveillance.

Then, just tell all of the spies of the world, outloud, on yer own home-office computer, at some publican duty station, or other, just what all yer biological money needs are, fer their very own Zoological Preservationist Biorg, for ta get right onta saving you, from both welfare, AND employment, and with some very, REAL, money.

Hey! If you are healthy, and love both, work, and school? Then feel free there, in yer very own, Zoologicaly-Preserved, Traditional Way of Life!

But if you ain't healthy, and yah have a home-computer? Grok then fully the information of this, information economy-based message, and think postively about, Full Disclosure!

Yah, ff someone here WUZ able ta forward ME a home computer? Then I'd be right at home-base, under Total Surveillance, right now, and I'd almost NEVER, EVER, leave!

Cya.

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Observing Sizism

#13 Post by Hansi Smurf » 19 Oct 2010 19:28

Utilizing today's global-sizing, minus Winnipeg's own, Warehouse one, where a size 36" waist is actually everyone elses' size 40" waist:

Did you know, that a trim, fit, 6'3" male of medium build (48" chest), will generally fill out a Man's Small muscle T, just right?

So, we may intuit, that 6'3", trim, medium built males (Clothing-size, Men's Small), up to 6'7" medium-built males(Clothing-size, Men's Double Extra Large) are the science-fact MEN, of today's IQ-Examinations, with some probable, but few, exceptions!

6'2" to 5'10" Boys for life!
Sub-5'10"? Children's wear!

A male such as the pro-wrestler, John Cena? A double extra-large, Superboy! A male such as pro-wrestler, Triple H? A Size Medium Superman!

Above 6'7" tall? Blood Type A Negative, fer sure, guvnor! Fer sure! And despite all of their great stature, and massive cranial-capacity, they still, reputedly, won't even speak for themselves, at heart, at all: they lack nature's god, and verbally practice, only what they think contemporary socio-pathology happens to be at the time! :?

My new sizist zoological model, for life! :mrgreen:

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Blood Type A-

#14 Post by Hansi Smurf » 25 Mar 2011 02:17

:|

A, A-, AB, AB- B, B-, O, O-

Dammit! Is spamel a 6'1" 240lb male, or is he an 6'8" plus, acromegaly?!?
I suspect that I shall never know!

I suspect, that Hansi Kursch, today, is Type O! I suspect that any male smaller than Hansi, need not be a midget for to be Type O- ! I suspect that Type O- will be able for to be grouped, today, not as midgets, but as the 5'4" to 5'7" tall(within 1 or 2 inches, statistically), all of whom, if you talk to them, will all have outrageous Obama-esque brain-body biofeedback signals of superhuman "love-me" & "charisma-over-wisdom", and too, that they just might all well have lilting musical voices, prone to very much more "trash talk", than all of the other Blood Types, combined! (exceptions sometimes occuring: for instance, I figure that Frozen Within, is O- in stature, but that his voice is not a "musical-lilt", at all, but, in fact, a deep bass resonance!)

These stats aren't science, but they are based upon reflecting upon the various Men I have met over my 37 years, and based too, upon my own pre-manhood's Nuclear Family's Blood Group's coinciding with A = Large, B = Medium, O = Small, and, by the fact that the first pal whom I queried as to whether he was Type O or not, did, indeed, confirm that this was so!

When I remember the old American Situation Comedy, "Different Strokes", I believe, that the lead character's own grown-up height, was estimated, within one or two inches, there by the TV doctor! There were zero DNA Tests in them days, so one must presume, rightly, I think, that Blood Group must have been the factor that the Sit-Com's writer's were aware of, with regards for towards estimating grown-up stature in children!?!

(My just deceased Grandma was B-, and too, the fussiest person I have ever, in fact, met! I wonder if the "fussines factor" is as well, GENERALLY congential, and thus, Blood Group related, too???)

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