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#1 Post by t.a.j. » 14 Jan 2010 08:56

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

I am amazed, this is lovely in such a weird way.
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#2 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 14 Jan 2010 12:46

making money off of religious idiots... i think the vatican already has that covered.
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#3 Post by ThePKH » 14 Jan 2010 16:42

Everyone wins! :)
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#4 Post by End Of An Era » 14 Jan 2010 18:07

cute :)

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#5 Post by Led Guardian » 14 Jan 2010 19:54

This can't be for real... can it?
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#6 Post by End Of An Era » 14 Jan 2010 20:01

Led Guardian wrote:This can't be for real... can it?
well, since the organisation consists of atheists, they obviously don't believe the rapture will happen ever. Therefore the odds of a money making sceme are increasing enourmously :P

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#7 Post by Orodaran » 14 Jan 2010 23:10

But the best thing is that people may take it for serious!!!! :P
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#8 Post by End Of An Era » 14 Jan 2010 23:56

indeed.. and what can the religious people say about it? the initiators will go to hell? nothing new at least :P

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#9 Post by Andreas » 15 Jan 2010 00:12

Well I'm kinda religious, so I can give you closure:

Yes you all will go to hell, because you listen to Metal.

Prz Jesus

But seriously, all this stuff about pets going to heaven or not, it's just boring. We have a very mean, big, cute dog in this house, but never think about if there's a heaven for dogs. He likes other male dogs, so probably he'll end up in dog hell.

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#10 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 15 Jan 2010 02:26

Andreas wrote: We have a very mean, big, cute dog in this house, but never think about if there's a heaven for dogs. He likes other male dogs, so probably he'll end up in dog hell.
What's that? being chased by pussies all day?
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#11 Post by End Of An Era » 15 Jan 2010 10:20

:lol:

@Andreas: your heaven is my hell ;)

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#12 Post by Andreas » 15 Jan 2010 13:16

What's wrong with 70 (almost ex-) virgins then?

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#13 Post by Medea » 15 Jan 2010 16:18

you mean in heaven? If you're still a virgin, then.... well.... do the math

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#14 Post by Andreas » 15 Jan 2010 16:37

Yup, those virgins are up in heaven (I might mix christianity with another religion here).
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#15 Post by Medea » 15 Jan 2010 16:41

I wouldn't want to have sex with virgins who are still virgin in heaven if my religion would only give me that info :?

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#16 Post by Andreas » 15 Jan 2010 16:43

Oh I get it :lol:

No, these virgins are created especially for those who go to heaven. And they're good-looking.

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#17 Post by Medea » 15 Jan 2010 16:53

Then I suppose men still want to go to heaven
For women... well, the men should be experienced 8) more fun

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#18 Post by Andreas » 15 Jan 2010 19:12

So you see: being religious is heavily underrated.

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#19 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 16 Jan 2010 09:11

Medea wrote:Then I suppose men still want to go to heaven
For women... well, the men should be experienced 8) more fun
what makes you think we're interested in virgins? i want 70 horny sluts.
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#20 Post by End Of An Era » 16 Jan 2010 17:32

Sleeping Dragon wrote:
Medea wrote:Then I suppose men still want to go to heaven
For women... well, the men should be experienced 8) more fun
what makes you think we're interested in virgins? i want 70 horny sluts.
i was thinking of something similair :P
I want 70 ready an' willing, good looking young ladies, varying from virgin to extreme slut. You know, so i can suit my mood at that particular moment :P

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#21 Post by Andreas » 18 Jan 2010 18:13

Yes, there also should be some shy ones among them :D

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#22 Post by Cerbere » 20 Jan 2010 05:44

Andreas wrote:What's wrong with 70 (almost ex-) virgins then?
No, you have it all wrong. It's 70 raisins, not virgins.

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