Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

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Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#1 Post by No‘am » 21 Apr 2009 00:17

http://omegle.com/
It will take me longer to explain it than it would take you to just check it out
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#2 Post by Belgarion » 21 Apr 2009 00:27

"Send feedback to Omegle (or a job offer to its founder)"

I want that job!
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#3 Post by Joost » 21 Apr 2009 01:44

Stranger: hi
You: I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Stranger: ok, take another one
Stranger: whatever
You: I *will* not buy this record. IT is scratched.
Stranger: so take another one dumbass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Gosh, they don't even know Monty Python!
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#4 Post by Little Dragon » 21 Apr 2009 01:52

Joost wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Stranger: ok, take another one
Stranger: whatever
You: I *will* not buy this record. IT is scratched.
Stranger: so take another one dumbass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Gosh, they don't even know Monty Python!
:lol:
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...

...Mad world

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#5 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 21 Apr 2009 07:14

or maybe they just don't speak belgian :lol:
ᛁᚠ ᚣᚩᚢ ᚲᚪᚾ ᚱᛠᛞ ᚦᛁᛋ ᚣᚩᚢ ᚪᚱᛖ ᛏᚱ00!
*Will not be waking up before 2008*

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#6 Post by No‘am » 21 Apr 2009 08:12

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi
You: how's it going?
Stranger: from? =)
Stranger: its good, a bit tired tho
You: some Asian country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#7 Post by t.a.j. » 21 Apr 2009 08:29

I chatted with a chinese student. He didn't say much. It was unpleasant.
http://www.gedichtblog.de
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...


Still the goddamn Batman.

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#8 Post by Envinyatar » 21 Apr 2009 09:44

Mine was better...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Can't say I said something wrong or...?
Bubbles everywhere, raise your hands into the air, we're bubblers, bubblers of the world!
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
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"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"


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#9 Post by End Of An Era » 21 Apr 2009 10:57

what am i doing wrong?? :(
Omegle wrote:You: i don't like strangers :(
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#10 Post by Joost » 21 Apr 2009 11:08

Always fun to talk in fake languages made up at the spot:
Stranger: hi there
You: Gürbek batak?
Stranger: no thanks
You: Zool mürbik.
Stranger: female?
You: Zal.
Stranger: how old?
You: Kürma-ti altöz.
Stranger: i just want to know
You: Marbu?
Stranger: cause i don't want to talk to a 65 year old perv
Stranger: well... how old are you?
You: Urhudi armatüzo karbattu, kürba maladaz.
Stranger: whatever dude
Stranger: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Karbuz brühl!
Stranger: What?
You: Zarbuk marak Amerika zürdük.
Stranger: yeah... How about english?
You: Karzi Küragük marta Angelük? Zarbu küru Angelük. :\
Stranger: I guess not... cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#11 Post by Belgarion » 21 Apr 2009 12:24

:lol:
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#12 Post by End Of An Era » 21 Apr 2009 13:13

WTF joost, that is acutally an amazing attempt! i want to learn that language too!! :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: Tziç
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Damn, i even fail at that :(

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#13 Post by Joost » 21 Apr 2009 13:32

End Of An Emo wrote:WTF joost, that is acutally an amazing attempt! i want to learn that language too!! :D
It's called "inventing random words that, to a layman, look like they could be Hungarian (or Turkish)". Use lots of words that end in -k or -z, and use lots of ü's.

KÜLBEK ZAHDUR!
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#14 Post by Envinyatar » 21 Apr 2009 13:47

What am I doing wrong again? :D
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am from china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bubbles everywhere, raise your hands into the air, we're bubblers, bubblers of the world!
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king." -Raj
"The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what's going on."
"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"


Paha tipu!
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#15 Post by Belgarion » 21 Apr 2009 13:56

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: I am an engineer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yes, I knew it. :lol:
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#16 Post by Belgarion » 21 Apr 2009 14:05

You: hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I'm the founder of this site. So how did you find it?
Stranger: GOOGLE
Stranger: people keep spamming me
Stranger: i don't believe you by the way >_>
You: No, I mean how did you like it?
Stranger: I LOVE IT
Stranger: it's so funny but people keep spamming me
Stranger: This is a pedophile portal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't understand this man. He loves it but he thinks it's a pedophile portal? :lol:
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#17 Post by Belgarion » 21 Apr 2009 14:20

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: I'm Nikola Tesla from Serbia, you?
Stranger: i'm adrian from australia!
You: wow, nice!
Stranger: are you a boy or girl?
You: I am a girl
Stranger: how old are you?
You: a friend called Schrödinger once told me it's great down under!
You: i am 27
Stranger: yes it is!
Stranger: when are you visiting me down under?
You: Wow you are too fast :)
Stranger: ha
Stranger: have you been here before?
You: Yes, I've been to Australia with my friend Heisenberg once
You: to Melbourne
You: he dumped me though
Stranger: that's where i am!
You: what is your profession?
Stranger: am a lawyer
Stranger: and you?
You: I am an engineer
Stranger: are you on msn?
You: I have worked with Carl Friedrich Gauss for a while. You know him?
You: He is also from Australia
Stranger: no don't know him
You: ok
Weird dialogues ensue. I actually liked this guy :P
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#18 Post by Joost » 21 Apr 2009 14:28

Belgarion wrote:Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: I'm Nikola Tesla from Serbia, you?
Stranger: i'm adrian from australia!
You: wow, nice!
Stranger: are you a boy or girl?
You: I am a girl
Stranger: how old are you?
You: a friend called Schrödinger once told me it's great down under!
You: i am 27
Stranger: yes it is!
Stranger: when are you visiting me down under?
You: Wow you are too fast :)
Stranger: ha
Stranger: have you been here before?
You: Yes, I've been to Australia with my friend Heisenberg once
You: to Melbourne
You: he dumped me though
Stranger: that's where i am!
You: what is your profession?
Stranger: am a lawyer
Stranger: and you?
You: I am an engineer
Stranger: are you on msn?
You: I have worked with Carl Friedrich Gauss for a while. You know him?
You: He is also from Australia
Stranger: no don't know him
You: ok
LOOOOOOL :lol:
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#19 Post by t.a.j. » 21 Apr 2009 15:37

I lol in veneration!
http://www.gedichtblog.de
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...


Still the goddamn Batman.

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#20 Post by Traveller in Time » 21 Apr 2009 16:14

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: what's up?
You: europe
You: germany
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:roll:
Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!

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#21 Post by Dentarthurdent » 21 Apr 2009 17:55

Stranger: moro XD
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wussup?
Stranger: osaaks nörtti suomee
Stranger: ?
Stranger: =)
You: You're finnish?^^
Stranger: vastaa
Stranger: vittu'
Stranger: joo'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#22 Post by Envinyatar » 21 Apr 2009 18:42

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 你好
You: Gesundheit
Stranger: what?
Stranger: I am Chinese
You: ei se mitään
You have disconnected.
How to confuse people :D
Bubbles everywhere, raise your hands into the air, we're bubblers, bubblers of the world!
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king." -Raj
"The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what's going on."
"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"


Paha tipu!
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#23 Post by Joost » 21 Apr 2009 19:04

So, to all the people here who think that people only disappear if you disclose yourself as a male:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hia
Stranger: a.s.l
Stranger: ?
You: 15/f/Ibiza
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#24 Post by Joost » 21 Apr 2009 19:10

Sometimes they do play along...
You: hello
Stranger: hi love
You: you didn't forget to do the dishes today, did you?
Stranger: actually i di
Stranger: d
You: i figured
You: that's usually the case when you call me love :P
Stranger: tell me about your sex life
Stranger: is it as sad as mine
You: you should know about it.
You: you're my wife.
Stranger: im your boyfriend, silly
You: oh, geez,
You: first you are forgetting to mention you had a gender change
You: and now you also forget to mention the divorce
You: i'm getting fed up with it, really.
Stranger: i never loved you really
You: WHAT? there is someone else in your life!???
You: LISTEN! I AM COMPLETELY FED UP WITH THIS NOW
You: YOU CAN GO TO FUCKING HELL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...and sometimes they don't...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Tell me, WHY did you forget to bring the USB stick with the classified information?!
Stranger: wattt ?
You: You KNOW this is of utmost importance.
You: Lives are at risk, even. :S
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#25 Post by t.a.j. » 21 Apr 2009 19:16

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
You: I am of the tribe of nine, we are too few in this age
what tribe are you from, random stranger?
Stranger: male, 78, german
Stranger: want cam sex?
Stranger: Im from the tribe germany
You: the power of your tribe compels me.
Stranger: Im big white man
Stranger: i treat you nice
Stranger: you come home with me?
You: please invade my anus with your shriveled apendage
Stranger: FAAAART
You: tribal law dictates the sacredness of anus. the tribe is forever.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: I didnt knew that, thank you!
You: will you engange with me in the rite of mirrored penetration?
Stranger: i dont know what it means..
Stranger: Explain it
Stranger: Förklara för mig!
You: I am sorry, the sound of bells heralds the ending of this.
You: may your apendage shrivel less
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...


Still the goddamn Batman.

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#26 Post by Orodaran » 21 Apr 2009 21:43

I guess I broke a worldwide record...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer

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#27 Post by Deliverance » 21 Apr 2009 21:54

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horsefuck.net
You: congrats
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u just lost the game
Stranger: omgzzz
You: Damn bastard!
You: but you lost it too
Stranger: u raff u ruse
Stranger: i dun care
You: Loser
Stranger: OH
Stranger: u know the rules


Damn bastard :evil: They even know the Game! btw, you lost :P
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#28 Post by the blue magian » 21 Apr 2009 22:01

they dont even like it when your talink in your own language
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hoe gaat het
Stranger: huh?
You: alles goed?
Stranger: english muthafucker. do you speak it?
You: uuhhhhhh yes perfectly but you dont have to call me names i dont call you a ass fucker do i now?
Stranger: well whats the jibberish you were spoutin earlier?
Stranger: ASL?

You: no thank
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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#29 Post by Orodaran » 21 Apr 2009 22:45

Some people haven't watched Pirates of the Caribbean enough.
You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
You: Do you fear death?
Stranger: meh, not really
You: Do you fear that deep dark abyss?
You: All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished.....
You: I can offer you an escape
Stranger: O.o
You: One hundred year before the mast.... postpone the final judgement
You: Will ye serve?
Stranger: O.O


Also, I guess someone doesn't like Italy that much :lol:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Fine
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Italy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


And how about this one?
You: Hello
Stranger: PENIS PENIS DUCK!
Stranger: DUCK!
Stranger: too slow
Stranger: COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS [and so on to infinity of the screen]

And finally, someone clearly afraid of the Joker....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer

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#30 Post by End Of An Era » 21 Apr 2009 23:12

Very polite, making fun of my handicap :(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how do you do?
You: do what?
Stranger: do you speak english?
You: nah, i'm a mute
You: i can write though ;)
Stranger: well that's fantastic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Gender discrimination!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what are u wearing now? ( if u female answer..if u not....)
You: oh my
Stranger: xD
You: you kind of catch me by surprise,
Stranger: good opener ya?
Stranger: not this boring hi...
You: yeah indeed
Stranger: so?
You: well, no female, but long haired
Stranger: enough
Stranger: XDD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Still no Monthy Python fans around...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i will not buy this record, it is scratched
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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#31 Post by Belgarion » 21 Apr 2009 23:16

:lol: I love this site.
In this world there are two tragedies, one is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde

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#32 Post by Dentarthurdent » 22 Apr 2009 00:23

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Not very talkative...
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#33 Post by Little Dragon » 22 Apr 2009 00:24

End Of An Emo wrote: Still no Monthy Python fans around...
i found one! but he doesn't like the life of brain... :roll:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: haii
You: hi
You: wo?
Stranger: ??
You: the shark, where is it?
Stranger: next to me
You: why?!?
You: i'm scared of it!!!
Stranger: we iz best matezzzz
You: why is he (or she?) your best mate?
Stranger: she
Stranger: we had sexisssss
Stranger: make de babi sharks
You: now i'm really scared! o.O
You: do they have pointed teeth?
Stranger: its an army
Stranger: preparin for da world dominashun
You: an army?!?
Stranger: yeshh
You: where do you start the invasion?
Stranger: well...where are you from
You: i'm not tellin' you that! then you start your invasion in good ol' germany!
You: d'oh! '-_-
Stranger: hahaaa
Stranger: noo we fight dem too much niniitt
Stranger: we havent fought france in AGES
You: i will not buy this record. it is scratched.
Stranger: haha
You: i will not buy it!
Stranger: have it for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: yeah!
You: what a mess...
Stranger: YOU'RE a mess
You: no! here is only a mess, but no messiah!
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also nice:
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Stranger: nipples
You: moin
Stranger: moin?
You: moin.
Stranger: whats that
You: saying hello in another way
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YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...

...Mad world

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#34 Post by Traveller in Time » 22 Apr 2009 00:34

Yeah and even not knowing Saxon:
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Stranger: hoj?
You: We were strangers in the night (*)
Both on separate flights
Strangers in the night
Going nowhere
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Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!

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#35 Post by End Of An Era » 22 Apr 2009 00:37

:lol:
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Stranger: Hi! 26/m/usa here... and you?
You: grußgötti!
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Stranger: howdy
You: jaktens tid!
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Stranger: hey
You: Trollhammaren!
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Stranger: hey
You: Allah Ahkbar!
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four in a row!! i'm getting better at this :P

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#36 Post by Traveller in Time » 22 Apr 2009 00:39

Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 110m
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: So before you die
Stranger: want to fuck an eel?
You: and what is your level above the sea
You: no i let you do it first
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That was a funny one!
Come on wikipedia says ASL means Above Sea Level ;)
Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!

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#37 Post by Joost » 22 Apr 2009 00:44

Hey, this one didn't seem to know Monty Python, but I did manage to arrange my wedding 8) :
Stranger: Heyaa
You: I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Stranger: but
Stranger: I'm
Stranger: so
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you will love me
Stranger: wait
You: Okay
You: Sure
Stranger: you already do :)
Stranger: hey
You: How do you know?
Stranger: lets go to las vegas and get married :)
You: Sure!
Stranger: haha cause im cool like that
Stranger: yayy :)
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: are you a girl or a boy? XD
You: Yes, what's the problem?
You: Hm.
You: Does that matter?
Stranger: not really
You: Hm wait, I guess it does in Vegas...
Stranger: it's pure love
You: they don't have same sex marriages there yet, do they?
Stranger: stays in vegas
Stranger: hahaah no idea
Stranger: we can be the first ones :=)
You: hm.
Stranger: :)*
You: sounds like a plan!
Stranger: hahah totally!
Stranger: where should I pick you up??
Stranger: XD
You: how about like... marrying tomorrow?
Stranger: tomorrow sounds good ! :P
Stranger: in the afternoon
You: hm. I'm in Europe now. so I guess I should just find a plane to Vegas
You: but it should work
Stranger: Aw snap!
You: What's the problem?
Stranger: well I'm far from las vegas as well XD
Stranger: it cannot be tomorow :(
You: Doesn't matter, does it?
You: Hm.
You: Well, the day after that?
Stranger: the day after tomorrow!
You: Should be possible
You: Sure!
Stranger: hahaha yesss
Stranger: totally ;)
You: yay I'm marrying!
Stranger: yay :D
Stranger: ahahaha I'm going to celebrate now
Stranger: lmao
You: anyway, I gotta do some stuff now, see you in Vegas!
Stranger: whats your name? x)
You: byebye
Stranger: hahaa boo
Stranger: au revoir!
You: *kiss*
You: see you!
Stranger: *kisss*
Stranger: ;D
You: :)
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You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#38 Post by End Of An Era » 22 Apr 2009 00:59

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Stranger: hey
You: long haired metal listener here
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AA meeting i guess...
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Stranger: hi!
You: two beer or not two beer... that's the question
Stranger: lol
You: i wasn't joking, dead serious here!
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Afraid of commitment?
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Stranger: hi
You: will you marry me?
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#39 Post by Traveller in Time » 22 Apr 2009 01:23

Wow i really had a long chatting session about Phil Collins, Metallica and so on, i was really surprised.

And it all started with Huey Lewis & the News :D
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#40 Post by Cerbere » 22 Apr 2009 02:07

You: You, will most likely die,
By the hands of my arm,
When I come and fly,
And take over your face,
With the front of my hatredcopter.
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like 10 people did this to me...

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#41 Post by Traveller in Time » 22 Apr 2009 02:09

Cerbere wrote:
You: You, will most likely die,
By the hands of my arm,
When I come and fly,
And take over your face,
With the front of my hatredcopter.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
like 10 people did this to me...
Yeah there are some strange ones around.
Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!

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#42 Post by Traveller in Time » 22 Apr 2009 02:10

a classic one :
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Stranger: Whats up mann??
You: Servus
You: watching TV having a BUD
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Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!

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#43 Post by Cerbere » 22 Apr 2009 02:14

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I gonna kill you hahaha
Stranger: turn aroun
Stranger: turn around
Stranger: huahauhauhauha
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this guy was a speedy typer

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#44 Post by ThePKH » 22 Apr 2009 02:18

I chatted with some young Brazilian dude the other day. It was funny how he started with quite good english but it got worse during the discussion.
I still am the terror that flaps in the night!

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#45 Post by Cerbere » 22 Apr 2009 02:37

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: l?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: This is a song about Elisabeth Bathori
You: Her blood is ourselves
You: Clean Hungarian blood
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Dark castle, occult carol sounds
You: Women are crying, but they are satisfied
You: Elisabeth didn't sleep tonight
Stranger: are u fuck crazy1
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I'm typing these lyrics, thats the farthest ive every gotten

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#46 Post by Led Guardian » 22 Apr 2009 03:49

Damn that song has some goodly engrish.
'Nowhere has this renunciation of man's transience been more joyous or uplifting than in the medium of airport carpets.'

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#47 Post by Led Guardian » 22 Apr 2009 04:04

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Stranger: Hi
You: OMGHAI
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ROFL
You: DO YOU HAVE FUZZY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS TOO?
Stranger: DUCKROLL
You: MINE STILL HAVE BLOOD ON THEM
Stranger: MUDKIPZ?
You: BUT DADDY SAYS IT WILL COME OUT
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Maybe the all caps was too much...
'Nowhere has this renunciation of man's transience been more joyous or uplifting than in the medium of airport carpets.'

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#48 Post by t.a.j. » 22 Apr 2009 06:51

Cerbere wrote:
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Stranger: l?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: This is a song about Elisabeth Bathori
You: Her blood is ourselves
You: Clean Hungarian blood
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Dark castle, occult carol sounds
You: Women are crying, but they are satisfied
You: Elisabeth didn't sleep tonight
Stranger: are u fuck crazy1
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I'm typing these lyrics, thats the farthest ive every gotten
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMENTOR!

That's one amazing song ;)
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They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
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#49 Post by Dentarthurdent » 22 Apr 2009 17:58

you can also do it the other way round:
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Stranger: hey
You: peace
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: guess :-P
Stranger: girl?
You: epic fail
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#50 Post by the blue magian » 22 Apr 2009 22:08

sometimes you find the strangesest people
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Stranger: Hi
You: EEEEEEEKKKKKKK
Stranger: okkk...
Stranger: YAIKES!
You: HOW ARE YOU
Stranger: ZOINKS!
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: YOU?
You: FINE
Stranger: HOW TO PUT CAPS LOCK OFF?

You: WHAT LOCK?
Stranger: CAPS LOCK
You: I DONT HAVE ANY CAPS
You: I DONDT HEAR VERRY WELL
Stranger: ME NEITHER

Stranger: I ATE MY EAR TODAY
Stranger: ITS TASTY
Stranger: I'M CANNIBAL!
You: HMMM HAVE YOU TRIED TO MARINATE IT FIRST I HEAR ITS VERRY TASTY
Stranger: I'LL TRY WITH MY OTHER EAR
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