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too drunk to find the drunk topic

#1 Post by t.a.j. » 19 Jan 2011 02:02

once upon a midnight dreary
I was wanking, getting weary
thinking of timothy leary
sexy halucinogenic stud and man
not really, it was more like
that would rhyme and piss
the homophobic wankers
off, which I enjoy, you stupid f*cks
and tell me how a * instead of u
make fuck a nicer word at all
I do not like pretentious people
but I think I'm pretty smart
I write above decent poetry
and I'm fun to be around
and that is all I really have to say for myself
except philosophy,
but who cares for philosophy anyway
in this age of tv repairmen

you, vincent, would know how to hold a woman
how to arouse her desire and quench it
with mighty words and mighty arms
I on the other
hand have no have for either of that
I am done for, down, demolished
in regards to the suave arts of womanizing
mayhaps I am at home with the sky
cold foggy january sky

But the real matter is that I am tired and want to lie down
close my eyes
let all the talk, demands and vicsious beurocracy pass over me
like water if I was a rock
but I am no rock

and from the sea great beast
tentacled tyrants, terrible in visage rise
what joy at all the death
what grand relief at the dismantling of this world
a tower dissassembled
and now I lie in admdist the fog and rain and whisper

dadadeadadada batman....
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#2 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 19 Jan 2011 07:31

if it doesn't rhyme, it's not poetry!
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#3 Post by t.a.j. » 19 Jan 2011 07:48

I tried, in the beginning. It turned into a mashed up mushy rant in no time.
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They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...


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#4 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 19 Jan 2011 08:30

i came for the topic title...and i stay for the topic title
huzza!
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#5 Post by Joost » 19 Jan 2011 09:51

off, which I enjoy, you stupid f*cks
and tell me how a * instead of u
make fuck a nicer word at all
Honestly, 'fuck' is a pretty nice word as it is, only some people just don't realize it. ;)
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And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
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#6 Post by No‘am » 19 Jan 2011 10:39

Sleeping Dragon wrote:if it doesn't rhyme, it's not poetry!
it does rhyme! he's using alliteration
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Re: too drunk to find the drunk topic

#7 Post by faery » 19 Jan 2011 11:00

I want to press a "like" button bus there is none :(

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#8 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 19 Jan 2011 12:47

No‘am wrote:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:if it doesn't rhyme, it's not poetry!
it does rhyme! he's using alliteration
alliteration is not the same as rhyming... ination.
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#9 Post by Joost » 21 Jan 2011 10:07

faery wrote:I want to press a "like" button bus there is none :(
I had exactly the same thought with this topic...
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
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Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#10 Post by End Of An Era » 21 Jan 2011 12:49

i do not need any button to make clear that this thread is full of win :D

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#11 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 21 Jan 2011 13:23

we need a "heersch" button on this forum
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#12 Post by End Of An Era » 21 Jan 2011 20:22

that we need, indeed!

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#13 Post by Little Dragon » 22 Jan 2011 00:01

intead we need!
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...

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#14 Post by ThePKH » 27 Jan 2011 15:17

With all the drunk topics in the forum these days I think the next one I'll put up will be a "perskänni" topic. You know, in Finland there is the basic drunkness but also the more advanced levels of it. Like i.e Perskänni, kiljupöhnä, kalsarikänni or maanantaitumut.
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#15 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 28 Jan 2011 00:18

is the level of drunkness apparent when those words begin to make sense to you?
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#16 Post by Andreas » 28 Jan 2011 00:29

:lol:

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#17 Post by No‘am » 28 Jan 2011 03:28

:)
also, is it so that the higher the level the more letters the word has?
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#18 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 28 Jan 2011 11:37

are they more confused by number of letters or by the ammount of unintelligible syllables.
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#19 Post by ThePKH » 28 Jan 2011 14:24

Well, when you're drunk enough you start speak/understand Finnish. Haven't you people ever wondered where the finnish people come from?
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#20 Post by Andreas » 28 Jan 2011 15:05

No I haven't. Storks maybe?

Anyway, I don't really wanna know. Sometimes it's better for things to remain in the dark.

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#21 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 28 Jan 2011 15:28

i believe they come from the cauliflowers
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