Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#101 Post by Mackasfour » 09 Dec 2009 12:05

funny pornos? fuck that (no pun intended)
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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#102 Post by Lilyael » 09 Dec 2009 16:10

you shouldn't be watching porn, young man. Filthy stuff, anyway. Especially the hentacles. Although I was right and Cthuhlu is sexier than most porn men.
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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#103 Post by Mackasfour » 10 Dec 2009 06:33

:roll: too bad
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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#104 Post by Andreas » 10 Dec 2009 12:48

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:it's those a-bombs.. i tell you!
That only explains the tentacle-things.

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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#105 Post by End Of An Era » 11 Dec 2009 01:23

Andreas wrote:
Gandalf de Grijze wrote:it's those a-bombs.. i tell you!
That only explains the tentacle-things.
the real explanation is a lot less weird actually.. :? In the earlier days it was illegal (dunno if it still is..) to show male and female genitalia in the same shot. Therefore, the creators needed to find other things to penetrate the female genitalia. After terrible flops with both rabid cucumbers and hypnotized sigares they sticked with tentacles...

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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#106 Post by I.c.e Motion » 11 Dec 2009 10:46

It's still illegal over there.. no penetration porn unless it's all blocky.

Which also explains the popularity of bukkake porn over there. (And if you don't know what that is.. just use friggin google :P)
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#107 Post by Andreas » 11 Dec 2009 11:33

I did that like 4 years ago already. I still wake up in the night, screaming :(

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#108 Post by End Of An Era » 11 Dec 2009 11:39

hmm.. then i shouldn't mention BukakkeFrenzy for nintendo WII right? :P

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#109 Post by Andreas » 11 Dec 2009 11:40

Indeed, you shouldn't, but you did just now :cry:






Damn, such a game would really be fucked up :lol:

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#110 Post by I.c.e Motion » 11 Dec 2009 12:50

Oh and just because I can.. for the dutchies.. this very usefull link: www.beleefporno.nl

And now I will leave this thread. This is quite enough posting about porn that I have done in the past few days.
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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#111 Post by Led Guardian » 13 Jun 2010 22:35

What, has everyone forgotten about pr0n?

Nothing like a bit of necrophilia. Err, POSTING. NecroPOSTING.
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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#112 Post by End Of An Era » 15 Jun 2010 19:23

pr0n, pr0n, i won't lie!
i watch them come 'till they're zombiefied...
you might think that it's deranged but you won't give it a thought after you've been losing the game ;)

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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#113 Post by Little Dragon » 15 Jun 2010 19:51

thank you, marcy. now i can never listen to that song again, without thinking about pr0n. and losing the game, which is worse :P
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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#114 Post by End Of An Era » 15 Jun 2010 22:29

Little Dragon wrote:thank you, marcy. now i can never listen to that song again, without thinking about pr0n. and losing the game, which is worse :P
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Re: Denying is impossible: we ALL watch pr0n!

#115 Post by Andreas » 17 Jun 2010 22:29

Little Dragon wrote:and losing the game, which is worse :P
Darn

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