Death - the choice way to go

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Death - the choice way to go

#1 Post by Lilyael » 26 Oct 2009 14:00

If you had the choice of how to die, how would you die ? And I want to hear inventive silliness, not "quietly, in my sleep, so I don't even know."

I'd.....I'll get back to you I have to go kill lunch :arrow:
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#2 Post by Mackasfour » 26 Oct 2009 14:06

Hmmm, I'd wanna go out with a bang. Plane crash, car crash (with lots of flips), falling off a building, in a pool full of naked chicks or maybe even imploding.... seriously
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#3 Post by End Of An Era » 26 Oct 2009 14:23

i want to die at an elderly age, while screwing a hot young chick. 8)

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#4 Post by Sentinel » 26 Oct 2009 14:53

I just quote good ol´ Frank Drebin:
A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
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#5 Post by End Of An Era » 26 Oct 2009 14:59

getting your nuts bitten off doesn't seem deadly to me, maybe deadly for your libido but n.. :shock:

ah wait, yeah you're practically dead after that :P :mrgreen:

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#6 Post by Lilyael » 26 Oct 2009 15:07

I would like to fall off a cruise ship and get eaten by Leviathan, or I would like to get crushed to death by a falling guitar amp, or it would be really cool to get on stage with the Bards whilst it's raining and then accidentally drop a toaster in the puddle I'm standing in, whilst holding Hansi's mike.....I mean, you lot would remember that for ever, lol.
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#7 Post by End Of An Era » 26 Oct 2009 15:12

Lilyael wrote:I would like to fall off a cruise ship and get eaten by Leviathan, or I would like to get crushed to death by a falling guitar amp, or it would be really cool to get on stage with the Bards whilst it's raining and then accidentally drop a toaster in the puddle I'm standing in, whilst holding Hansi's mike.....I mean, you lot would remember that for ever, lol.
and it would probably lead to BG not daring to play anymore. well done you!! :x :x :x

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#8 Post by Lilyael » 26 Oct 2009 15:14

I would care......but I'd be dead ! :mrgreen:
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#9 Post by End Of An Era » 26 Oct 2009 15:15

if you weren't after that i'd kill ya :P

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#10 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 26 Oct 2009 16:30

I won't die, because:

I am immortal
I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival
No man can be my equal!
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#11 Post by Dentarthurdent » 26 Oct 2009 16:34

I won't take you to the future of us all, though.

I want to be strangeld with my own hair. Or headbanging until my head falls off.
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#12 Post by Lilyael » 26 Oct 2009 16:55

unless you have a screw loose, I don't think that's possible....... :roll:

I would like to die after spending several days as a brewing vat of beer. Once the yeast and sugar have fizzled together, unless I can pull off some serious belches, I will just blow up, leaving a yeasty mess with bits of hops in all over the place. :twisted:
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#13 Post by Orodaran » 26 Oct 2009 22:05

I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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#14 Post by Little Dragon » 26 Oct 2009 22:32

andrea: very old joke.



but still good :lol: :P
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#15 Post by ThePKH » 26 Oct 2009 22:34

Hmm, maybe blow my brains out on a canvas. To end something, to create something.
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#16 Post by End Of An Era » 26 Oct 2009 22:55

ThePKH wrote:Hmm, maybe blow my brains out on a canvas. To end something, to create something.
the one element that makes the difference between a good and a great artist, is his/her death, so you have a very, very good point there!

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#17 Post by Curufin » 26 Oct 2009 23:35

I want to fall off a cliff while hiking, die, and then be consumed by woodland creatures.
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#18 Post by Cerbere » 27 Oct 2009 00:32

I'd like to die like in the Monty Python's Meaning of Life :lol: (If you've seen it you would understand)

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#19 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 27 Oct 2009 00:38

a tiny little chocolate?
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#20 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 27 Oct 2009 03:17

i would really really enjoy falling from a very high altitude,like jumping from a plane.something that can grant me at least a 5 minute free falling before i burst into the ground and die.dunno,it's gotta be nice to free fall for that much time,with the right equipment though,i don't wanna die from suffocationbefore i hit the ground ,an oxygen tank should do the trick though.
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#21 Post by Mackasfour » 27 Oct 2009 07:30

Yeah, it's not any good without the splat.
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#22 Post by Raistlin Majere » 27 Oct 2009 11:09

I would like to die while fighting with golum for the ring. I fall in the volcano, and golum becomes an emperor using the ring... And Aragorn would still not be king! :lol:
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#23 Post by Lilyael » 27 Oct 2009 11:25

I'm sure he'd be more than just an emperor, precious....lol
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#24 Post by Dentarthurdent » 27 Oct 2009 13:41

Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:i would really really enjoy falling from a very high altitude,like jumping from a plane.something that can grant me at least a 5 minute free falling before i burst into the ground and die.dunno,it's gotta be nice to free fall for that much time,with the right equipment though,i don't wanna die from suffocationbefore i hit the ground ,an oxygen tank should do the trick though.
As long as I fall, I don't hit the ground, as long as I fall I'm safe and sound...
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#25 Post by No‘am » 29 Oct 2009 08:53

In the peak of sexual intercourse, while eating my favourite food.
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#26 Post by End Of An Era » 29 Oct 2009 08:53

No‘am wrote:In the peak of sexual intercourse, while eating my favourite food.
pussy? :mrgreen:

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#27 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 29 Oct 2009 18:24

lol,reminds me of a cannibal corpse song
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