Conan, what is best in life?

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Palantyre
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Conan, what is best in life?

#1 Post by Palantyre » 11 Sep 2009 03:13

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Seriously, I know that story doesn't fit into everyone's sense of humour, but it had me in tears from laughing.
And The Lord said unto John: 'Come forth and receive eternal life'.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

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Re: Conan, what is best in life?

#2 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 11 Sep 2009 08:01

sorry, cracked.com has much better stuff to offer.
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