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When was the last time you had sex?

Last night / this morning
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19%
Somewhere last week
13
23%
Somewhere last month
9
16%
Hadn't had sex in 2009 yet :(
15
26%
Can't remember!! >_<
4
7%
Pillowpants prohibits me from having sex.
5
9%
 
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#1 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 10:19

Just wondering... :P

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#2 Post by Sentinel » 19 Mar 2009 10:22

I wonder, what gave you the inspiration for that poll....:P
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#3 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 10:47

it feels funny to say it here.. but you inspire me... :P

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#4 Post by t.a.j. » 19 Mar 2009 12:18

Extra Points for Pillowpants!
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#5 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 13:45

t.a.j. wrote:Extra Points for Pillowpants!
was wondering who would be the first to know it... must say though it doesn't surprise me it was you! :P

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#6 Post by faery » 19 Mar 2009 14:27

Well... if I would've checked the poll before he did ;)

But, ehm, it's march, which means there is a huge gap between "somewhere last month" and "not in 2009 yet", so I miss an option which states 2-3 months ago :P

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#7 Post by t.a.j. » 19 Mar 2009 14:42

End Of An Era wrote:
t.a.j. wrote:Extra Points for Pillowpants!
was wondering who would be the first to know it... must say though it doesn't surprise me it was you! :P
I take that as a compliment to my superior taste in movies ;)
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#8 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 15:07

t.a.j. wrote:
End Of An Era wrote:
t.a.j. wrote:Extra Points for Pillowpants!
was wondering who would be the first to know it... must say though it doesn't surprise me it was you! :P
I take that as a compliment to my superior taste in movies ;)
it is indeed :)
faery wrote:But, ehm, it's march, which means there is a huge gap between "somewhere last month" and "not in 2009 yet", so I miss an option which states 2-3 months ago
You're right...

For all of you out there who had sex in januar or first half of februar and feel offended by the poll options: you really should get laid :P solves two problems at a time too! :mrgreen:

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#9 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 19 Mar 2009 17:38

i hate you, marcel.
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#10 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 19 Mar 2009 17:59

i CAN remember.. but teh other options were too recent
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#11 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 18:06

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:i CAN remember.. but teh other options were too recent
then i have two options. either not in 2009 or last month..


see? it's both fullproof and foolproof!! :mrgreen:

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#12 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 18:07

Sleeping Dragon wrote:i hate you, marcel.
don't confuse jealousy with anger ;)

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#13 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 19 Mar 2009 18:07

not 2009 is still too recent
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#14 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 18:09

bullshit. did you have sex in 2009? no? then what's wrong with that option? self pity doesn"t change my poll :P

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#15 Post by Joost » 19 Mar 2009 18:19

Also, I am missing the "I am having sex while writing this post"-option.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
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#16 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 18:36

Joost wrote:Also, I am missing the "I am having sex while writing this post"-option.
now that is indeed something. Excuse me!!

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#17 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 19 Mar 2009 19:18

End Of An Era wrote:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:i hate you, marcel.
don't confuse jealousy with anger ;)
jealousy leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering... prepare to suffer, mortal. :evil:
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#18 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 20:26

Sleeping Dragon wrote:
End Of An Era wrote:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:i hate you, marcel.
don't confuse jealousy with anger ;)
jealousy leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering... prepare to suffer, mortal. :evil:
jerk off, it helps. :P

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#19 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 19 Mar 2009 20:52

well, you know what Sabaton have to say about this... "The end of an era is here, it's time to attack!"
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#20 Post by End Of An Era » 19 Mar 2009 21:02

Sleeping Dragon wrote:well, you know what Sabaton have to say about this... "The end of an era is here, it's time to attack!"
you are also aware they say "Come suck my metal machine" ? :P

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#21 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 19 Mar 2009 21:17

End Of An Era wrote:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:well, you know what Sabaton have to say about this... "The end of an era is here, it's time to attack!"
you are also aware they say "Come suck my metal machine" ? :P
they also say "the factories burning, the steel is destroyed" but it has nothing to do with you.
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#22 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 19 Mar 2009 21:19

swaffelijzer!!!
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#23 Post by ThePKH » 19 Mar 2009 21:47

Well, I got some sex last year, like twice. It's once more than I usually get during the year. Maybe I'll improve myself during this year and get threetimes sex.
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#24 Post by Count Draztikus the Wise » 19 Mar 2009 21:51

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#25 Post by Deliverance » 20 Mar 2009 00:00

Sleeping Dragon wrote:
End Of An Era wrote:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:well, you know what Sabaton have to say about this... "The end of an era is here, it's time to attack!"
you are also aware they say "Come suck my metal machine" ? :P
they also say "the factories burning, the steel is destroyed" but it has nothing to do with you.
They also have a song which suits the poll better: The Rise of Evil :P
"Young knight learn, to love God and revere women, so that your honour grows.
Practice knighthood and learn the Art that dignifies you, and brings you honour in wars.
Wrestle well and wield lance, spear, sword and dagger manfully; whose use in others’ hands is wasted."


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#26 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Mar 2009 00:35

don't know about you guys.. but my penis is not evil..
my penis is teh most benevolent GOD on earth.. here to please womenkind
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#27 Post by Curufin » 20 Mar 2009 00:50

does anyone else's penis bend at a 90° angle?
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#28 Post by Led Guardian » 20 Mar 2009 00:58

I think you posted that on the wrong forum. :roll:

And no.
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#29 Post by Curufin » 20 Mar 2009 01:12

Another interesting question: How old were you when you lost your virginity?
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#30 Post by Led Guardian » 20 Mar 2009 01:17

Why don't you make a poll and find out? :P
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#31 Post by Curufin » 20 Mar 2009 01:39

Doooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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#32 Post by t.a.j. » 20 Mar 2009 08:01

Remember when that poll thing went out of hand? That was then and this is now.
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#33 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2009 09:20

history repeating...

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#34 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 20 Mar 2009 10:44

Deliverance wrote:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:
End Of An Era wrote:you are also aware they say "Come suck my metal machine" ? :P
they also say "the factories burning, the steel is destroyed" but it has nothing to do with you.
They also have a song which suits the poll better: The Rise of Evil :P
it wasn't funny when he told that joke at wacken, it wasn't funny when he told that joke in tel-aviv... it's still not funny. :P
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#35 Post by t.a.j. » 20 Mar 2009 10:52

I can see how those were most inappropriate places for that joke.
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#36 Post by Joost » 20 Mar 2009 10:59

np: E-Rotic - Max Don-t Have Sex With Your Ex
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#37 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2009 11:34

Joost wrote:np: E-Rotic - Max Don-t Have Sex With Your Ex
:lol: goddamn, the 90 sure did bring some crappy popmusic.. but i love it!!

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#38 Post by Frozen within » 20 Mar 2009 13:10

Well for some reason my girlfriend didn't want to play chess (again !) last night and insisted on trying out the real naughty stuff. Completely against my will I decided it to be the best thing not to resist, to avoid getting beat up again by that little rapist :cry:
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#39 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2009 13:13

You really should talk to her, what you want matters too you know!! i hate it to hear stuff like this.. :( women can be so inconsiderate!! so pushy and refusing to take no for an answer or accepting another opinion..

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#40 Post by Frozen within » 20 Mar 2009 13:16

Tell me about it, and the worst part of it all is that, even after I pleasured her for a couple times and extinguished the burning fire inside of her, she STILL DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY FUCKING CHESS ! Oh how I hate her ....

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#41 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2009 13:55

:lol: this is turning into one sick thread :lol:

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#42 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Mar 2009 16:50

only now?
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#43 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2009 16:52

well ehm.. yeah you're right.. it was sick from the start.. :P

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#44 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Mar 2009 16:53

from its conception

from when the semen met the egggggggg
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#45 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2009 16:56

the spawn of sickness!!

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#46 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Mar 2009 16:56

creation of stuuuhhhffff
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#47 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2009 16:59

the sttuuuf in the flufffffff

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#48 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Mar 2009 17:04

stuuuhf heeer
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#49 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Mar 2009 17:11

stuuuf her with juicy goooodneeessssssss

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#50 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Mar 2009 17:12

poussez dans sa chat
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