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#101 Post by Orodaran » 12 Mar 2008 21:44

Ma la stazione nuova interrata o quella vecchia abbandonata? in entrambi i casi, un bijou :P vabbè dai quando ti annoi puoi andare a vedere la chiesa russa.... :wink: sperando che Solange non si sia rintanato proprio lì :P
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#102 Post by Luna.Dome » 13 Mar 2008 11:53

ste wrote:cosa approvate?? il mio blog??
Tutto, di te, a parte i colori assurdi dei tuoi post
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#103 Post by ste » 13 Mar 2008 13:04

x' ancora nn hai mai visto il colore dei miei capelli :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

bhe la vecchia stazione e' carina, io sto vicino a quella nuova, quella orrida.. :wink: (quella sotterranea, x capirci)

oh che emozione GIA' la 3a pagina 8) 8) 8)

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#104 Post by Orodaran » 13 Mar 2008 13:16

Ma vivi anche te sottoterra? :P cmq ora ci devi postare una tua foto coi capelli malva / magenta / giallo paglierino / ocra di Tolosa / rosso sangue imperiale / quel che è 8)
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#105 Post by ste » 13 Mar 2008 20:34

e secondo te io lo so fare? si vabe' nn e' che ci voglia la scienza, ma passatemi 1 link dove si caricano le foto aggratis, altrimenti ve la mando x mail e la linkate voi :wink:

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#106 Post by Orodaran » 13 Mar 2008 21:27

www.imageshack.us

Basta chiedere :P
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#107 Post by ste » 14 Mar 2008 11:16

uhm sapevo che mi proponevate imageshack..dicono che incasini 1 po' il pc..vabe' vediamo 1 po'...

vi consiglio vivamente la visione di prospettive di 1 delitto e cenerentola e gli 007 nani (ho gusti molto vari :wink: )

che fate a pasquetta??

uhm vediamo se la foto funzica
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#108 Post by Orodaran » 14 Mar 2008 11:37

[Mode galantone spavalto con riflesso del sole su uno dei 32 denti che compongono il sorriso ON]

Vengo a trovarti laggiù, dama in fucsia :D :P

[Mode blablabla OFF]

Mah, non so, probabilmente nulla... cmq interessante l'accostamento tra i capelli e gli occhi 8)
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#109 Post by ste » 14 Mar 2008 11:40

grazie :oops: 8)

peccato siano gia' po' scoloriti, ci son molte ciocche rosa

potremmo farci 1 meeting pasquizio :wink:

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#110 Post by Orodaran » 14 Mar 2008 11:42

Beh, ora che c'è la bella stagggione potresti effettivamente farci da guida turistica nell'imperiosa provincia imperiale di Imperia... peccato che è un pò imperiosamente lungo andare e tornare in un giorno solo però un progetto si può iniziare a lanciare 8)
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#111 Post by ste » 14 Mar 2008 11:56

bhe io x voi son sempre venuta a milano :P

potreste venire ad alassio o dalle parti di genova, che so' chiavari..

oppure la famosa gita a bardonecchia!!

anche se (nano, ma tu ora stai a torino o milano?)1 gitarella a torino la farei volentieri...ci sono stata in prima media e ho visto solo la fiat e 1 parco..

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#112 Post by Orodaran » 14 Mar 2008 12:05

Con la bella stagione il Parco Valentino a Torino è bello da (ri)vedere :D e a Torino ci arrivo molto più facilmente che a Sanremo... (anche se hai solo ragione sul fatto che 1- ti sei sempre fatta 500 KM per i meeting e 2- ci si può incontrare prima in Liguria :D )

Quindi se volete fare un incontro torinese (magari sentiamo anche le gianduiotte, specie la non-mamma che sarà più libera) basta che mi dite il giorno e io mi fiondo sotto la Mole 8)
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#113 Post by ste » 14 Mar 2008 12:14

basta che sia di domenica e a me va bene :wink:

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#114 Post by Orodaran » 14 Mar 2008 12:21

Pure ammè 8)
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#115 Post by Luna.Dome » 14 Mar 2008 15:06

Uccristo!!! Ste hai degli occhi bellissimi, ma i capelli sono... uhm...

ehm...

Epilessiferi?
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Quoting Antinowhere League's 'So What', I wrote: I drunk that, i drunk this, I've spewed up on a pint of piss....
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#116 Post by Luna.Dome » 14 Mar 2008 15:08

Io sono disponibile et in loco... Quando volete, ma la domenica alle 4 ho prove infected ed alle 9 prove LouQuinse ;)

Se me lo fate sapere prima annullo, ma abbastanza prima :D
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Quoting Antinowhere League's 'So What', I wrote: I drunk that, i drunk this, I've spewed up on a pint of piss....
That's because you drink Heineken
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#117 Post by ste » 14 Mar 2008 15:55

grazie..ehm precisamente come sono fatti dei capelli epilessiferi?? :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

allora facciamo a pasquetta (sempreche' ci siano i treni) a torino, che e' di lunedi :wink:

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#118 Post by Luna.Dome » 14 Mar 2008 16:05

ehm, forse a pasquetta non ci sono ;) Sono ad un raduno etilico qui in zona :D
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Quoting Antinowhere League's 'So What', I wrote: I drunk that, i drunk this, I've spewed up on a pint of piss....
That's because you drink Heineken
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#119 Post by Orodaran » 14 Mar 2008 16:08

A me basta solo un modesto preavviso, sia sabato o (meglio ancora) domenica.... 8) quindi consideratemi come l'elemento meno difficile da sistemare :P
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#120 Post by ste » 14 Mar 2008 16:21

oh anche io ho ben pochi problemi, magari saxlo al venerdi-sabato, visto che ho cmq 6-8 ore di viaggio complessive da calcolare... :wink:

da aprile in poi mi saltera' 1 domenica, x' stiamo cercando di fare lo sfigato meeting a genova (sfigato x' salta sempre), ma mi sa' che si fara' a maggio

domenica 30 marzo?

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#121 Post by Orodaran » 14 Mar 2008 16:22

Ditemi che succede effettivamente il 30 marzo e io appena capita prenoto i biglietti :D

Ah, il 13 Aprile sto qui che devo vedere i Kamelot 8)
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#122 Post by ste » 15 Mar 2008 10:42

buongiorno a tutti e buon we, cari :***

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#123 Post by ste » 15 Mar 2008 18:18

Le 6 verità della vita
1) Non puoi toccare tutti i tuoi denti con la lingua;
2) Tutti i deficienti, dopo aver letto la prima verità, la provano;
3) La prima verità è una bugia;
4) Ora stai sorridendo perchè anche tu sei un deficiente;
5) Manderai subito questa mail ad un altro/a idiota;
6) Ora c'è uno stupido sorriso sulla tua faccia.Invialo !!!Fa capire
che siamo tutti deficienti...

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#124 Post by Orodaran » 15 Mar 2008 18:50

Io ero rimasto ai gomiti :lol:
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#125 Post by ste » 16 Mar 2008 10:34

buona domenica!!

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#126 Post by Orodaran » 16 Mar 2008 12:20

ma mi chiedevo: secondo voi, è il kiwi che ha preso il nome dal kiwi, oppure è stato il kiwi a prendere il nome dal kiwi? :?
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#127 Post by ste » 16 Mar 2008 12:22

nn lo so, xo' ti so' dire che vuol dire canguro in aborigeno :wink:

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#128 Post by Orodaran » 16 Mar 2008 12:23

Non era mica "che cazzo è" o una roba del genere? :P :lol:
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#129 Post by ste » 16 Mar 2008 12:54

fuochino.. :wink:

no allora quando gli inglesi ( o quel che erano) videro i canguri, chiesero a 1 aborigeno 'come si chiamano?' e l'aborigeno, giustamente, ha detto 1 roba tipo 'kan-garo' che significa 'non ho capito'

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#130 Post by Orodaran » 16 Mar 2008 12:59

ah, allora era "'zzo vuoi", non "'zzo era" :lol:

però rimane il mistero del kiwi... è il kiwi che si chiama così per via del kiwi, oppure è stato il kiwi a dare il nome al kiwi? :?

Questa è la pagina dei misteri dell'emisfero australe :lol:
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#131 Post by ste » 16 Mar 2008 13:01

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

si potrebbe anche sintetizzare col quesito..e' nato 1a il kiwi o il kiwi??

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#132 Post by Orodaran » 16 Mar 2008 13:12

Cmq dopo un sacco di barzellette che si trovano in giro, è ora di postarne una mia, e che quindi fa cagare :lol:


Un bel giorno all'inferno viene data una festa, e tutti i dannati convengono per partecipare e contribuire alla festa.

Arriva Hitler e si fionda subito in cucina, preparando piatti bavaresi e torte a forma di svastica.

Poco dopo arriva Jack lo Squartatore, che va anche lui al reparto cottura e si mette a preparare primizie della Londra ottocentesca.

Poi ecco comparire Mussolini, e si mette anche lui ai fornelli, forte delle sue conoscenze della cucina romagnola.

Infine arriva il mostro di Rostov, che si siede tranquillo in un angolo e che, quando gli chiedono se vuole preparare qualcosa, rifiuta.


Qual'è la morale di questa storia?




































Non tutto il male vien per cuocere
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#133 Post by ste » 16 Mar 2008 16:34

*rincorre il moderatore con 1 mannaia*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#134 Post by ste » 17 Mar 2008 10:14

buon lunedi' a tutti!!

allora il 30 si va a torino??

nano, ci 6?

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#135 Post by Luna.Dome » 17 Mar 2008 11:19

Potrei esserci, ma... Posso dirvelo più in la? :)
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Quoting Antinowhere League's 'So What', I wrote: I drunk that, i drunk this, I've spewed up on a pint of piss....
That's because you drink Heineken
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#136 Post by Orodaran » 17 Mar 2008 11:21

Per me va bene 8) tanto ormai Pasqua sarà già andata per allora e anche se prendo i biglietti il 29 non penso proprio che i posti siano finiti...
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#137 Post by ste » 17 Mar 2008 12:30

eh nn so..sai la mia agenda pullula di impegni :wink:

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#138 Post by Orodaran » 17 Mar 2008 13:41

Immagino che i capelli fucsia e gli occhi penetranti siano molto richiesti :P

Cmq, perchè la gente si fissa sui metallari brutti e cattivi e satanisti, e poi insegna ai bambini filastrocche che trattano temi tabù come sesso orgiastico e bestialità? cioè, ma vi siete mai fermati a pensare alla celeberrima canzonetta:

Ambarabà ciccì coccò
Tre civette sul comò
Che facevano l'amore
Con la figlia del dottore
Il dottore si ammalò
Ambarabà ciccì coccò



Cioè, focca la bindella, altro che ammalarsi a vedere la figlioletta (magari anche minorenne) che si accoppia con tre uccelli!!!! :lol: ma che immagini oscene si mettono nella testa di un bambino!?!?!? :lol:
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#139 Post by Luna.Dome » 17 Mar 2008 14:24

Actually... :roll:
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Quoting Antinowhere League's 'So What', I wrote: I drunk that, i drunk this, I've spewed up on a pint of piss....
That's because you drink Heineken
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#140 Post by ste » 17 Mar 2008 16:36

e ti accorgi del testo di ambarabacciccicco-co alla tua veneranda eta'?? :shock: :shock: :P

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#141 Post by Orodaran » 17 Mar 2008 16:46

No, però solo poco tempo fa mi ha colpito la bestialità orgiastica del testo :lol:
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#142 Post by ste » 17 Mar 2008 17:30

tra l'altro mi pare ce ne fosse 1 altra meno conosciuta, ma nn ricordo quale fosse

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#143 Post by ste » 17 Mar 2008 17:38

Gli animali della foresta sono annoiati, non succede mai nulla. Allora per passare il tempo decidono di organizzare una gara di barzellette.
Per evitare i noiosi principianti, inseriscono una clausola crudele:
il giudice unico sarà la tartaruga. Se la tartaruga non riderà il
concorrente sarà decapitato.
La scimmia è il primo coraggioso concorrente, e racconta una
barzelletta sulle monache che fa ridere a crepapelle tutti i
convenuti, meno la tartaruga. E la decapitano.
Poi è la volta del leone, che racconta una barza sugli ubriachi. Di
nuovo, tutti ridono tranne la tartaruga e il leone perde la testa.
Poi arriva l'elefante. Quando arriva a metà della barzelletta, si sente la tartaruga che inizia a ridere a crepapelle mentre grida:
- Hahahaha, quella delle monache era bellissima!!!

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#144 Post by Orodaran » 17 Mar 2008 17:40

Ahahahaahahhaah questa non la sapevo :lol: :lol:
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
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#145 Post by ste » 17 Mar 2008 18:04

- Come fanno i cinesi a decidere il nome dei propri figli? - Lasciano cadere una scatola di chiodi giù dalle scale... Cin, Chun, Chan, ecc.

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#146 Post by Orodaran » 17 Mar 2008 18:38

Ecco, questa invece sì :P
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
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#147 Post by ste » 17 Mar 2008 18:44

Un tizio muore e va in Paradiso.
Dopo pochi secondi incontra un altro signore, anch'esso appena arrivato nell'aldilà, e gli chiede:
- Scusi, posso sapere come è morto?- e il signore risponde:
- Non ci crederà mai, ma sono morto congelato.
- Congelato? Ma è terribile!
- E lei invece, com'è morto?
- Beh, io sono morto di felicità...
- Hum, anche la sua non è una morte tanto comune, sa...
- Lo so...e vuole sapere com'è successo?
- Avanti, racconti pure!
- Ecco, mi trovavo nel mio ufficio, quando mi arriva una telefonata di un mio amico che mi avverte che mia moglie è con un altro uomo... Mi
precipito sulla macchina e corro a casa. Apro la porta e trovo mia moglie tutta sola, intenta a pulire il pavimento...Sono morto di felicità...
L'altro lo guarda sbigottito ed esclama:
- Che stupido sei stato! Potevi aprire il frigorifero, che ci salvavamo
entrambi!!!!!

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#148 Post by Orodaran » 17 Mar 2008 18:51

Questa è da mesozoico :lol:
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
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#149 Post by ste » 18 Mar 2008 11:30

ma che scatole che fai!! :P ma ti studi le barzellette invece di lavorare???
:wink:

buongiorno a tutti, cari figliuoli, come va?

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#150 Post by Orodaran » 19 Mar 2008 13:38

Uhm, che balle, non ho voglia di fare NIENTE

C'è una bella giuornata, sono bloccato qui a rispondere alle mail dei clienti... quando invece vorrei essere da qualche parte a viaggiare e a vedere posti nuovi oppure (e qua affossiamo nuovamente il tono del thread :mrgreen: ) ad accoppiarmi con qualche bella fanciulla...

uff che balle la primavera
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
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A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer

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