... That movie is so terrible and stupid and incoherent and ridiculous, it's kind of awesome...
Athos is a ninja !
The Three Musketeers 3D
The Three Musketeers 3D
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Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
I've seen the trailer a few times, and while I absolutely LOVE the idea of mixing the old tale up with some crazy steampunk shit (Zeppelin battleships FUCK YEAH), the stupid over-choreographed Matrix-style fights, with slo-mo shots of people dodging pointy things and all that jazz, really annoy me.
If it was more like Pirates of the Caribbean goes Steampunk Musketeers, I'd be shitting gold bricks.
If it was more like Pirates of the Caribbean goes Steampunk Musketeers, I'd be shitting gold bricks.
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Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
Really dissapointed in this movie. I never managed to get immersed in the setting and the action was quite terrible.
Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
Well, one of the two things I expected from this movie - either be a total suckage, or falling in the "So bad that it's good" category... maybe I will see it....Sarah wrote:... That movie is so terrible and stupid and incoherent and ridiculous, it's kind of awesome...
Athos is a ninja !
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Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
Just continue watching those old Musketeer movies from 1973/1974 starring Michael York. Those were damn fun! And hey, even Christopher Lee is in it, so it must be good (wait, did I just say that Rapsody album was good? o_O ). The 1993 one with Charlie Sheen is much better than the new one too. 
Guess they wanted to ride the wave of success of "Sherlock Holmes" and make it somewhat similar.
Guess they wanted to ride the wave of success of "Sherlock Holmes" and make it somewhat similar.
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Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
Sherlock Holmes is miles ahead of this!!
Anyway, saw it as well recently... a somehow fun way to waste a couple of hours, but nothing mindblowing aside from the recreation of medieval Paris and Venice... (and Milla Jovovich
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Anyway, saw it as well recently... a somehow fun way to waste a couple of hours, but nothing mindblowing aside from the recreation of medieval Paris and Venice... (and Milla Jovovich
)"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
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A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer
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Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
Yeah, but the 3D effect is quite useless as far as Milla is concerned. I mean... Well... Bah, you get it !
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Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
You mean she has no boobs?
Well I kinda liked it.. over the top craziness in pretty costumes..
Well I kinda liked it.. over the top craziness in pretty costumes..
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Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
Oh, American films based on French books?.. Noo, that's not for me. And I don't watch 3d films. So, this film is not for me. 
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Re: The Three Musketeers 3D
Dude, this is beyond ANYTHING that could be based on the books... Orlando Bloom in a flying boat and Athos being a NINJA ?
Sweet glory that was really entertaining
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Dreamland turned to realland and we faced a new frontier
We lost the world
Sometimes we hold it but it's slipping away
When we add reality it doesn't taste like our dream
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