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by spamel
25 May 2010 21:59
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Everybody draw muhammed-day
Replies: 90
Views: 29715

Re: Everybody draw muhammed-day

Orodaran wrote:Well, they are selfish, they want to kiss their god's ass so that they can enter heaven and fuck 72 virgins.
And boy, are they in for a surprise!

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by spamel
25 May 2010 21:55
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Everybody draw muhammed-day
Replies: 90
Views: 29715

Re: Everybody draw muhammed-day

Here is my interpretation:

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Moo ham Ed (Force one!) :mrgreen: I even included the sacred meat!
by spamel
25 May 2010 19:09
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Hansi, the Smurf Who Loved Swastikas
Replies: 120
Views: 43768

Re: Karate Master Vs. Glamazon

Will it help if I smoke dope before reading this thread again?
by spamel
25 May 2010 18:57
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Full song LEAKED
Replies: 39
Views: 14084

Re: Full song LEAKED

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:All this talk about this radio gaga person, and all i can think of is: "what the hell are you guys talking about?????"
Lady boys! :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by spamel
25 May 2010 18:41
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Full song LEAKED
Replies: 39
Views: 14084

Re: Full song LEAKED

Metal Fan wrote::D You acutely went to see her live?
No! It was another man chick sitting outside the pub. (S)he looked a bit like (s)he could have been maybe Israeli or something.
by spamel
25 May 2010 18:29
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Full song LEAKED
Replies: 39
Views: 14084

Re: Full song LEAKED

How about stalking her? I don't think there is any need. I am convinced that there is a banana and two plums in there. I saw one at the weekend in fact (In Wakefield!) and didn't quite catch on until (s)he stood up. Something wasn't quite right, so I checked the neck. Massive Adams' apple bobbing a...
by spamel
25 May 2010 18:20
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Full song LEAKED
Replies: 39
Views: 14084

Re: Full song LEAKED

So, is the question "Does Lady Gaga have a Mr Winky?" similar to the eternal question "Do Balrogs have wings?"

See my sig line for my thoughts on this!
by spamel
25 May 2010 18:18
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: The best time to listen to Blind Guardian
Replies: 26
Views: 10044

Re: The best time to listen to Blind Guardian

Dentarthurdent wrote:erm... all the time?^^
Time, what is time?
:wink:
by spamel
24 May 2010 23:23
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: The best time to listen to Blind Guardian
Replies: 26
Views: 10044

Re: The best time to listen to Blind Guardian

Normally when I am not listening to another band! I tend to not listen to other bands much at the moment, BG have rapidly become top favourites with IM, and I have listened to Maiden since I was 11!
by spamel
24 May 2010 22:31
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Full song LEAKED
Replies: 39
Views: 14084

Re: Full song LEAKED

Cerbere wrote:How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
Flick her balls?
by spamel
24 May 2010 19:49
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Full song LEAKED
Replies: 39
Views: 14084

Re: Full song LEAKED

The Rider Of Rohan wrote:With the exception of Lady GaGa, obviously.
That is Sir Gaga to you!

:lol:
by spamel
23 May 2010 22:08
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: The lol thread
Replies: 459
Views: 208833

Re: The lol thread

I have wasted a few hours on engrish.com, I nearly wet myself! I found this slightly funny, then read the accompanying caption and nearly died!

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Korean t-shirt printer in US meant to write “shit happens”.

LOL!
by spamel
23 May 2010 21:33
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: RJ Dio health update.
Replies: 139
Views: 38321

Re: RJ Dio health update.

But, did he write the song in a week or he had it already at hand?? and was he planning a Dio tribute album?? there's already a group on Facebook that calls on a boycott of him saying that he's feeding on the tragedy but I'd like to understand better how this project came to be... I just hope that ...
by spamel
23 May 2010 19:40
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Dumbest Deutscher EVER
Replies: 19
Views: 7144

Re: Dumbest Deutscher EVER

It's how I always light my barbecue! I often do it at Christmas too: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fireeeee!" :roll:
by spamel
23 May 2010 18:20
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: EU on the brink of destruction?
Replies: 54
Views: 19326

Re: EU on the brink of destruction?

I didn't know The Game until joining here. And God damn I was doing well until a few minutes ago! I LOST THE FOOKING GAME! :evil:
by spamel
22 May 2010 22:45
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: EU on the brink of destruction?
Replies: 54
Views: 19326

Re: EU on the brink of destruction?

End Of An Era wrote:the dutch proclaim Thessaloniki as our newest colony!! :lol:
They do great gyros there, and they have free porn channels. Well, they did when I went on a "holiday" there in 1999 before a short busman's into Kosovo!
by spamel
22 May 2010 19:10
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: RJ Dio health update.
Replies: 139
Views: 38321

Re: RJ Dio health update.

I'm surprised nobody posted the awesome cover BG did of one of RJDs songs Here it is for those who haven't heard it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_fyLf82kI
by spamel
22 May 2010 17:32
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: 丰胸
Replies: 16
Views: 41627

Re: 丰胸

I's all Greek to me!

:roll:
by spamel
22 May 2010 17:31
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: RJ Dio health update.
Replies: 139
Views: 38321

Re: RJ Dio health update.

I find the fact that they will do this, which is mos certainly the most unchristian act they could possibly do, completely hypocritical. They are pretty poor examples of the Christian faith, they should be ashamed.

I hope the mourners kick their asses! :evil:
by spamel
18 May 2010 22:52
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: What is your opinion of the West Virginia Mule persona?
Replies: 43
Views: 16134

Re: What is your opinion of the West Virginia Mule persona?

I haven't been a member long enough to get a feel of where he is coming from, or where he is going. From what I can tell though, he is either a wind up merchant, and obnoxious oik or just looking for attention. I hope I'm wrong on all three counts, though.
by spamel
18 May 2010 22:49
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Full song LEAKED
Replies: 39
Views: 14084

Re: Full song LEAKED

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good, haven't been rikrolled in a while!
by spamel
18 May 2010 22:48
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Am I the only one here not giddy about the new album?
Replies: 27
Views: 10391

Re: Am I the only one here not giddy about the new album?

I'm glad the Bards did something different. If they kept churning the same music out all the time, it'd get boring. It was even mentioned in an interview that some people like the new stuff and some don't, but they will continue to evolve and create different sounds. I suppose if you don't like it, ...
by spamel
18 May 2010 22:43
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Album Cover and Release Date Revealed!!
Replies: 80
Views: 26397

Re: Album Cover and Release Date Revealed!!

It's a proper epic cover, not like the older BG album covers which I completely love, but still a very powerful image. It can't be as bad as Iron Maidens' Dance of Death cover! :shock:
by spamel
17 May 2010 21:48
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: RJ Dio health update.
Replies: 139
Views: 38321

Re: RJ Dio health update.

i know exactly what you mean, but still i find that saying "only the good die young" after the death of a 67 year old person sound like the person wasn't among the good, which he obviously very much was What I meant was that RJD was Bad, as in bad ass! I meant nothing derogatory, I love RJD's music...
by spamel
16 May 2010 23:41
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: RJ Dio health update.
Replies: 139
Views: 38321

Re: RJ Dio health update.

Well, as you well know, only the good die young!
by spamel
16 May 2010 21:25
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: RJ Dio health update.
Replies: 139
Views: 38321

Re: RJ Dio health update.

Jesus! Crap news or what! :cry: I'm gonna stick holy diver on, just in memory of Ronnie. Best wishes to his family, his memory will live on.
by spamel
16 May 2010 17:58
Forum: Site and Forum
Topic: @ everyone, regarding spam posts
Replies: 18
Views: 13875

Re: @ everyone, regarding spam posts

Oooooooh! The irony! :roll:
by spamel
16 May 2010 17:56
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Let's see your pretty faces!
Replies: 200
Views: 211982

Re: Let's see your pretty faces!

There are some proper foxes on that page, and some absolute mutants! In order to keep the fox to mutant ratio high, I'll not bother sending a picture of my mutant self!

PS. If any foxes want to go out for a few beers and find themselves in the Sheffield area..... :wink:

:twisted:
by spamel
16 May 2010 17:32
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Misheard lyrics...
Replies: 357
Views: 175176

Re: Misheard lyrics...

And lets' not forget the end of Queens' One Vision:

What I heard:
Gimme, gimme, gimme Fried Chicken!

Which is supposedly what he sings instead of what he should have sung; Gimme, gimme, gimme One Vision!
by spamel
16 May 2010 17:09
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Misheard lyrics...
Replies: 357
Views: 175176

Re: Misheard lyrics...

Not BG, but Rhapsodys' March of the Swordmaster used to crack me up:

Actual lyrics
Along the river of bloody tears
the mighty steel shining in my hands

What I heard
Along the river of bloody tears
the night is still shining in my pants!

LOL!
by spamel
10 May 2010 15:03
Forum: Site and Forum
Topic: Introduction section to deal with spambots
Replies: 43
Views: 26857

Re: Introduction section to deal with spambots

I just want to point out that contrary to my user name, I am not affiliated in what is referred to as "Spam", although I will respond to that name! I prefer to call it Gates' Mail, after Bill Gates.
by spamel
04 May 2010 20:09
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Thomen's forum
Replies: 1
Views: 3003

Re: Thomen's forum

Babelfish translator may help, you can translate a whole page but it doesn't always make sense! Failing that, join the Army, get posted to Germany and grab a fraulein to translate for you. It worked for me until we split up! :lol:
by spamel
04 May 2010 20:06
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Private guitar lessons by Marcus or André?
Replies: 16
Views: 7283

Re: Private guitar lessons by Marcus or André?

No, I'm tuned down a step all the time. I was looking at The Minstrel the other day as it was playing and as a little ditty I thought it'd be nice to learn. I capoed at the second fret and played an Am chord which sounded right for the beginning part and then ad libbed the lead part and it sounds bo...
by spamel
23 Apr 2010 20:07
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Private guitar lessons by Marcus or André?
Replies: 16
Views: 7283

Re: Private guitar lessons by Marcus or André?

@ Marcus: You have a load of money, can you fly to my house and teach me how to play the crossover from verse to chorus of The Bards' Song please? I'll make plenty of tea and biscuits and I make a mean stew! Failing that, can anybody else help?! :lol: I've tried watching plenty of vids on Youtube, e...
by spamel
04 Sep 2009 16:39
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: To the Band
Replies: 50
Views: 20481

Re: To the Band

I'm a bit of a late arriver with BG. I saw their albums for years in HMV and never picked them up, I sort of regret that now! I can't remember how I found BG, probably on youtube after going on one of my searches for music and playing the lists it throws up after the song finished, I have listened t...
by spamel
04 Sep 2009 16:16
Forum: The Piper's Calling
Topic: Howdy all!
Replies: 2
Views: 3735

Howdy all!

Hi all, I've lurked on the forums in the past, I decided to join as it seems there are loads of people here into various types of music that I myself listen too, but with the BG lovers here some may be able to help me with sections of music that I cannot play AS I THINK IT SOUNDS on the albums. I ha...