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Palantyre wrote:Or have I just managed to miss all the lions here in Finland?

Well, you don't live in Ruokolahti, the town famous for its lion.

And it's the duck season, you bunhead!

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Duck season!

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One word: catheter

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Their performance in Finnish Eurovision semi-final. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3V6F57uh4
They advanced to the finals.

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In your basement?

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Sounds more like the Finnish countryside.

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Hug jews. <3

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I see. Spruce Knob is a funny name. It has the word knob.

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I wonder if there are any other reasons for comparing West Virginia and Cyprus than the fact that they are slightly similar in shape? Maybe their populations are of the same shape too?

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From purely Finnish point of view, Spain should be Florida. That's where many of our old and wealthy people are moving to for their retirement days. Colorado seems a bit too mountaineous to us. We want some frigging lakes, put us nearer to the great lakes. They're so great. And they're lakes. Michig...

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Don't worry Mule. You're just not a level 14 wacko yet. You'll get there.

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Because Kung Fu is for pandas and Karate is for kids. I see no panda in the trailer.

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Everyone wins!

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You're still accusing everyone in this discussion for enjoying ONLY hamburgers and hollywood blockbusters ALL THE TIME. While none has ever in this thread said that the more mainstream stuff is always better. It's just the matter of taste. Most of us could watch both the "mega hollywood simple ass h...

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:lol: OMG!!! the world is sooo unfair!!! the people with the most powerfull sperm are the dumbest!! What happened here, darwin!? :P I'm not an expert in this field but here goes: Probably because the sperm is so powerful that it impregnates immediately and makes the fetus grow faster to what usuall...

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Exactly how many times does it take for a story-already-told to get boring these days? I don't know if you realize it but people are different on this. Many are not even the slightest bothered about how many times they see nearly the same story retold and are quite happy with it. It doesn't mean the...

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Gandalf de Grijze wrote:hi.. i'm gandi and i'm a hugeass spammer

Hi gandi!
Sounds like something you would say in the "anonymous spammers" meeting.

ThePKH

Hello, I'm ThePKH and I'm from Jyväskylä, Finland. I have 1081 posts and I joined the forum at Friday August 16, 2002 19:22. I'm most active at the slaughterhouse section of the forum and my hobbies include music, drawing, computers and drinking. Edit: I now have 1081 posts instead of just 1080 posts.

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Anyone who doesn't like Moonsorrow is a big slightly smelly bag of a person that doesn't like Moonsorrow (I'm trying to keep my insults as polite as possible these days). To me they are one of the best bands in existance. The only problem I have with them is that it's taking increasingly long for me...

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Let's do some cereal jew fucking.

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Maybe I should go and see this controversial art film. Some of the material I've seen(mainly in trailers) was jawdroppingly beautiful while some of the designs seem a bit cliched. I guess it's worth a finnkino x-mas gift ticket.

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Terse, mää oon intteernetiistä!
Finnish, Jyväskylä dialect.

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So if I plant a tree, it's a phallus symbol too?

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Sentinel wrote:
I so fell for this one! Great stuff!

I did too. Fortunetly the last sentence reveals everything.

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I wonder if this is any different from all the other metal cruises out there? Maybe the bands are bigger or something? tell us more about "the other" metal cruises - i've never seen such a thing before Never been to one myself but there at least have been some on the ferries between Sweden and Finl...

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I wonder if this is any different from all the other metal cruises out there? Maybe the bands are bigger or something?

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I don't understand this magic wand = penis comparison. It's not really "magic" if half of the world's population has one! Unless of course it's only used in case of a truly gigantic one, such as my.... friend's... eh.

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faery wrote:Can't you get a magic wand that does other things than just "text" your girlfriend?

My magic wand also texts to my friends and family!

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Isn't anything we don't understand a bit like magic then?

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Happy new year. I decided to party twice for it this time.

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Will it still make people do all the stupid things?

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It's easy to prove bible wrong if it claims that people aren't capable of doing good. Just go hug someone or buy a beer to a friend.

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Haha. Some of those are actually very good.

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Sleeping Dragon wrote:well, the way my reflection in the mirror looks at me... makes me think I really AM porn.

I sure hope you don't look like Ron Jeremy.

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Dr.Stein and Future world got a few nice things to them but rest of the tracks were not even nearly as interesting. Should probably give the full album a listen or a two though.

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We all watch tron?

Actually, I just don't watch porn. I truly feel it. One of the most important artforms of our times deserves a little more attention than just a zombified gaze.

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Our pig friends could call it the "human flu", since as they say it probably spread from human to pig first, then mutated a bit and went back to the human population.

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That's actually the best Helloween albumcover since Time of the Oath or something.

I reallyreally want to hear the ska version of Dr.Stein. It's a well-done metal party song to begin with, and ska is very nice partymusic.

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I prefer to pull a new thing each time, most of the time something that's relevant to the general discussion.

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Sleeping Dragon wrote:the bullet that killed kennedy was an alien virus that was mutated into appearing like a metallic pellet so people won't suspect.

I think you're on to something. :O

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

<3 <3 <3

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Skyclad wrote:Duck, Because ducks float.

But so does wood. How can we tell that the duck isn't made of wood? I'm thinking of scales or something... Meh, I'm not very good with science.

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Well, he leads his country like someone who is high on drugs and is interested of younger women. Definetly a rock star, an aged one perhaps.

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No matter really WHAT you eat, just remember to have enough: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8
Yeah, I know it's not from Flying Circus but anyway...

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Yeah, Seen those and forgot about him. Let's enjoy again.

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Reminds me not to be a bad mayor when I next time play SC4.

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I object.

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West Virginia Mule is my uncle!

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I thought Aranis was just the Japanese pronounciation for Alanis...

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Probably the most beautiful tv-theme ever composed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qsbRoW3es

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